Laugh ]
- Let's just hope it's you.
- Whoa.
- Come on. Let's go.
- [ Woman On P.A.] The final
elimination round of Video Armageddon--
All right. At last the fэnal round.
Come up here, my little beauties.
Oh.
All right.
Okay,Jimmy. This is you. This is you.
Stay calm.
You know this game.
Remember all the stuff you learned.
Remember what a warp on the boards, okay?
You remember? Remember?
Twenty-seven.
Go. Go get 'em.
Concentrate.
Okay. Go.
You can do it.
You can do it,Jimmy.Just--
Go on.
[ Announcer]
Come up here, my little munchkins.
- Get your little bottoms up here, as we move
into the fэnal, and last, elimination round!
- [ Woman On P.A. Starts Countdown ]
- Come on.
- They have 1 0 minutes!
[ Woman Finishes Countdown ]
Go!
[ Announcer Chattering ]
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Go, go, go!
Come on!
Go!
He got it.
[ Announcer ]
All right! Who is gonna win
the 50,000 smackeroos?
Oh, terrifэc. Whoa!
[ With Crowd ]
Ten, nine, eight,
seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one!
[ Buzzer Sounds ]
[ Crowd Cheers ]
[ Announcer ]
And now thejudges tabulate...
to reveal our three winning finalists!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the winners are 1 69--
- Yeah!
- [ Woman On P.A.]
Number 1 69, Lucas Barton.
You're out there.
I wonder where you'd all gone.
25 5--
[ Woman ]
Number 255, Mora Grissom.
[ Crowd Cheering ]
[ Scattered Boos ]
and 427!
[ Woman ]
Number 42 7,Jimmy Woods.
[ Both Chattering ]
Jimmy! Whoo!
Well, ladies, gentlemen,
children, siblings,
animals,
this is the day
that our three contestants
in 1 5 minutes...
will fэght for 50,000...
smackeroos!
But now, I am really
gonna brain you out!
They are gonna have to play a game...
that they have never, ever, ever...
played before.
[ Crowd Oohs ]
New game?
In 1 5 minutes
you get to your stations!
What? A new game?
You didn't say
there'd be a new game!
[ Frankenstein Grunts ]
[ Continues Grunting ]
What the hell are you doing?
What do--What do you want?
Get away!
Freak.
[ Woman On P.A.]
Warning. Video Armageddon...
will begin in T-minus 1 5 minutes
and counting.
[ Chuckles ]
Putnam!
Mr. Bateman.
Mr. Putnam, my son has been on the road
for almost nine days now.
- You said you'd have him back in hours.
- All right, look. I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you made it.
He's here. Believe me.
Where?
With all due respect, Mr. Bateman,
I've had a bitch of a time--
excuse my language--
and I'd rather not have
anything else go wrong.
I mean, it's so unfair.
How can they give us a new game?
A new game.
Hey, Lucas, man, that was great.
You're gonna rip their gizzards out, man.
Yeah, yeah. Look, dork lips,
why don't you just make yourself useful
and get me a cold drink?
Hey. Hey, you--
you in the black shirt!
Up here!
Up on the steps!
Look! Hey, you!
Up here!
Hey! They're down there.
Over there!
[ Lucas ]
Hey! They're down there.
It's him.
[ Gasps ]
It's Jimmy! It's Jim--
Jimmy!Jimmy!
[ Corey ]
Run!
Come on!
Uh, stop eating!
Where are the goin'?
[ Haley ]
Corey!
Come on!
[ Corey, Haley ]
Wait! Wait!
Go,Jimmy, go!
Hurry up. Close it!
Hey, watch where you're goin'!
Let me go, man!
Let me go!
- [ Haley Screams ]
- Come here!
[ Putnam ]
Stop those--
Get outta my way.
[ Woman ]
Where's your mother?
[ Growling, Babbling ]
Watch your mouth.
[ Corey ] Come on,Jimmy!
Come on. Hurry up.
Wait a second. There they go right there.
Huh?
Come on!
...other side of the tram you'll see--
- Hey!
- Paul Meiner's next motion picture
Mayhem in Monte Carlo,
starring Zsa Zsa Gabor
and Pee-wee Herman
in the romantic leads.
[ Haley ]
What do we do, Corey?
What do we do?
Come here! Stop those kids!
Come on. Come on.
Come on, Haley!
Give me the pail.
Jimmy, give me the pail.
Stop those kids!
Come here!
Hold this.
[ Tour Guide ]
The prop house over here,
where we contain most of the props--
[ Passengers Yelling, Chattering ]
D'oh!
Damn, that