all night.
Come on! Come on!
Hi, how you doing?
What the hell is this?
My date?
We got to roll! There's a
riot going on at allied tech!
You just got lucky, pal.
Let's go.
- Excuse me, officer...
- Yes! Perfect!
See, Les, what did I tell you?
Piece of cake!
Shut up, huh? Help me with her.
Do something useful in life, would you?
It looks like a line. Oh, yeah.
Oh, maserati.
Oh, this is much nicer than mine.
Keys?
This chick is no paperweight.
- So where's our next stop?
- There are no stops, Dean.
We're going home.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm so dead they're gonna
have to bury me twice.
Let's go.
Back on top in June
Looks like I'm in for the night.
I said that's life
- You can't take this car!
- He took our car. We'll take his!
- But I don't let it get me down
- What a waste.
Now I'm swinging!
Go! Go!
I've been a puppet,
a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down
and over and out
Where the hell am I?
- He's going left!
- I see him!
- Where the hell's this guy going?
- That's life
Yeah, go, Sammy!
- Shit!
- Don't worry about it.
I can fix that.
It's only the right side.
Each time I find myself
Laying flat on my back
I just pick myself up
And get back in the race
That's life!
My life's no bed of
roses, that's for sure.
People are the problem.
People pushing me around!
I don't care what you say to the guy,
just get him to pull over!
The man is a drunk lunatic.
Don't you think this is a little dangerous?
You're telling me about dangerous?
Want to know what's dangerous?
Me going home and having
to explain to my father...
that this piece of shit is
my grandfather's cadillac.
Here he is, and you better talk to him.
- Be tough!
- Excuse me, sir?
Sir, pardon me. Excuse me?
I believe there's been
a slight mix-up here.
It seems you've mistakenly
driven off with our car.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
You're very kind.
- What the hell?
- Come on, get the juice-head to pull over!
Sir?
Les, he just vomited in your car.
Oh, shit!
What airline is this?
Come on, go! Yeah!
- Come on!
- Shut up, Deano!
Hey, check it out.
Spongehead's actually driving straight.
What he do, sober up?
Holy shit!
- He's out cold.
- Oh shit!
Charles, you take the gas.
Deano, you take the wheel. I'm going out there.
Wait a minute! No, Les, it's just a car!
You try telling that to my father!
- Be careful, Les!
- Hold it steady!
- Dean, hold the car steady!
- Come on.
Keep it straight, would you?
Shit.
Stop it.
- You're losing control.
- Les!
I'm gonna fall! Deano!
- Get away!
- Holy shit!
Shit!
Deano!
Mister!
Wake up, would you!? Come on.
Wake up! Please, wake up!
Will you get your
hand off the goddamn...
shit.
Deano, help!
We're losing him!
Hi, Les!
God, I hate drunk drivers.
What? Oh no!
Watch the road, come on!
Oh, shit!
No, no!
- Get out of the car!
- You're stepping on my face!
Oh, you're alive!
We thought you were dead.
Oh my god, did you see what you did?
Honey, I'm home!
- Who is this guy?
- I don't know.
Who are you?
Well, my friend, you're a little thief.
Give me those keys.
Yes, but see, "Friends don't
let friends drive drunk".
You call yourself a friend?
Look, you were incredible!
You are an animal. I mean,
nobody's going to believe this!
Yeah, not too bad for a kid
without his license, huh?
Les, I gotta tell you,
license or no license,
that was one intense display of driving.
Yeah, and as far as a first night out...
on the town with a car is concerned.
That one definitely sets the standard.
Thank god you don't get your license
for a couple of months, buddy.
What are you going to
tell sleeping beauty?
I don't know.
- Good night, Les.
- Yeah.
See you later, Les.
- Robert?
- Mm?
This is it.
- That's nice, honey.
- This is it.
I'm up! I'm up, I'm up!
Okay, do your breathing.
How far apart are the contractions?
Five minutes? Fine, plenty of time.
That dream was so bizarre, Les.
As