to,
I promise things will change, okay?
- Honey.
- Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, I'm counting. Do your breathing.
Okay.
Is it hot in here?
Is it hot or is it just me?
- It's hot?
- It's like a sauna in here.
Want me to go down to the garage
and turn on the air conditioning?
No, that's okay.
I like to just sit here and sweat.
I'll turn on the air conditioning.
Hey, Robert?
Robert?
- Yes?
- I'm not hot anymore. I'm hungry.
Will you make me a sandwich, please?
- Okay, honey.
- Sardines and pickles, okay?
Saturday night is
the loneliest night
Of the week
'Cause that's the night
that my sweetie and I
Used to dance cheek to cheek
I don't mind Sunday night at all
'Cause that's the night
friends come to call
And Monday through Friday's a gas
And another week goes past
But Saturday night
Is the loneliest night of the week
I sing the song
That I sang for the memories...
- You asshole, do up her shirt.
- No way.
Forget about it. I mean, look at us.
We're three wild animals
bombing down the highway...
with the cruise control set to 55 mph.
I don't need a ticket
on my first night out.
God damn it, stop that!
What is this crap we're listening to?
My parents don't even listen to this!
- Give me that camera!
- No!
God damn it, Dean, it's not your camera.
- Give me the camera. Give me it!
- No! No!
- Give me it!
- No!
- Jesus!
- Watch out!
Oh, we're gonna die!
- I told you this was gonna happen.
- Shit!
- Les, stop the car!
- Uh-oh.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
- Get her out of the car, quick!
- Help! Help!
Help! Get her off of me!
- Not in the car, please!
- I'm trapped!
Les, I apologize for everything,
but that ride was definitely
worth the price of admission.
That makes up for a
whole life of boredom.
There's a scratch on my car.
Where?
Right there. Right here,
there's a big old scratch.
- Hold on, let me see.
- My dad'll murder me. Look at this!
- There is no scratch.
- There is a scratch here.
A tiny little scratch. Your dad
is not going to see that scratch.
Your dad's a 40-year-old
guy who wears glasses.
Not an eagle, okay? Now listen to me.
We are two seconds away from Archies.
Do you understand?
You listen to me.
Two seconds or not two seconds.
Watch my lips.
We're not going to Archies.
We're not driving in my
grandfather's cadillac anymore.
We are in fact going home, okay?
- No, it's not okay!
- You don't look too good.
We cannot turn around now.
We'd better get you a soda.
You have worked really hard...
for that license in your wallet.
You've had 16 years of humiliation,
begging for lifts from people...
who couldn't give a
shit about your image.
Les, you've had to stand and watch...
as all the pretty girls drove
off in some older jerk's car.
Humiliation...
I know, I've been through it!
But that's all over now.
Les, that thing in your wallet,
that's no ordinary piece of paper.
That is a driver's license!
It is not only a driver's license,
it's an automobile license!
And it's not only an automobile license,
it is a license to live,
a license to be free,
to go wherever, whenever,
and with whomever you choose.
Archies, man. Let's do it.
- Deano, I don't know.
- Les,
to live in fear...
is not to live at all.
What about Mercedes?
I don't think this is such a good idea.
Of course it's a good idea.
In half an hour, there's
gonna be babes all over us.
She'll kill it for us.
Wow, did you ever
imagine in all your life...
that you would see a Mercedes
fit inside the trunk of a cadillac?
Look, I feel bad about this.
Feel bad? For her?
This trunk is bigger than
the size of my bedroom.
Let's go.
Nighty-night.
Chills over me
Different from the rest
I won't settle for less
Hello
- Won't take no
- Won't take no
Oh, baby
From now on, you and I
Stood the test of time
Still you're on my mind always
- Night and day
- Night and day
Oh baby...
Honey! I love you!
Hey, eyes forward.
Look at her!
Hey, come back