A COLLEGE FUND SET ASIDE FOR YOU. THAT'S GONE NOW. YOU HAD FREE ROOM AND BOARD, TWO TRUSTING PARENTS AND A SOCIAL LIFE. IT'S ALL GONE. YOU HAD A TV, A STEREO, A BASEBALL MITT, A TENNIS RACKET, A SKATEBOARD, A BICYCLE-- ALL GONE! YOU EVEN HAD SUNLIGHT AND A WINDOW IN YOUR ROOM. ROBERT! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY BOY, YOU ARE DAMN LUCKY YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T GO INTO LABOR TONIGHT. ROBBY, IAM IN LABOR! DAMN LUCKY! WHAT?! HONEY, YOU OKAY? - HOW FAR APART ARE THE CONTRACTIONS? - I DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW? IS IT ONE MINUTE, TWO MINUTES? - HOW CLOSE? - TOO CLOSE. NO HANDLE! NO HANDLE. NO HANDLE. OKAY, HONEY, WE'LL BE IN A HOSPITAL IN A MINUTE. - SIT DOWN. WATCH YOUR HEAD. - OH ROBERT. - COME IN THE BACKSEAT WITH ME. - NO, I CAN'T. - I HAVE TO DRIVE. - LES CAN DRIVE. WHAT? LES WHO? NOT THAT LES. NO, HE STAYS HERE. RUDY, YOU DRIVE. -RUDY, GET IN THE CAR! - DAD? DAD, LET ME DRIVE. - I CAN DO IT, DAD. - ( Mrs. Anderson screams ) ROBERT, PLEASE STAY WITH ME. I NEED YOU. - DAD? - OKAY, YOU DRIVE. BUT TRY AND DO IT LIKE YOU HAVE A LICENSE! LET ME OPEN THE DOOR! Rudy: EW! IT SMELLS LIKE PUKE IN HERE! - Les: SHUT UP, RUDY. - ( tires screech ) - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! - SORRY, IT'S A RED LIGHT. ARE YOU CRAZY? THERE ISN'T CAR IN SIGHT. WE'RE RUSHING YOUR MOTHER TO THE HOSPITAL, NOT TO A BRIDGE GAME! COME ON, GO THROUGH IT. GO THROUGH IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME ON! I'M PUSHING THE GAS. IT AIN'T MOVING. SOUNDS LIKE THE TRANSMISSION. TRY ANOTHER GEAR. - COME ON, TRY LOW. - MOM? DON'T WORRY, I'M JUST HAVING A BABY. - WHAT WAS THAT? - REVERSE WORKS, DAD. HONEY? LET HIM DRIVE BACKWARDS. LET HIM DRIVE SIDEWAYS, I DON'T CARE. JUST GET ME THERE! ALL RIGHT. - BUT BE CAREFUL. - I WILL. ( Mrs. Anderson screams ) - Mr. Anderson: THE BABY? - NO, THE GOLF CLUBS. OH, OKAY. ( honking ) Mr. Anderson: GO RIGHT! NO, LEFT! NO, GO RIGHT! NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF THE SIDEWALK! OKAY, THAT'S IT. I'M DRIVING. PULL OVER. - LOOK OUT! - HOLD IT! ( cars honking ) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LES, YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! LOOK OUT! WHERE'D YOU PEOPLE LEARN TO DRIVE? OKAY, WE'RE GOOD. ( humming ) HUH? - HA HA! -( horn honks ) OW! GOD! ANDERSON! GODDAMN CAR! - HOW ARE YOU, HONEY? - I'M WET. SLOW IT DOWN HERE, BUDDY! HEY, STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! - Mrs. Anderson: THIS IS IT, OKAY. - WOMAN IN LABOR! COME ON, HONEY, WE'RE HERE. WOMAN IN LABOR! WOMAN IN LABOR! COME ON, HONEY. OKAY, OKAY. KEEP BREATHING. KEEP BREATHING. - ROBERT-- - COME ON! - MOM? - OW! BE CAREFUL, SHE'S IN LABOR. RUDY, GO WITH MOM. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, HONEY. COME HERE. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE LIKE THAT? - I-- I GUESS LAST NIGHT, DAD. - YEAH? MUST HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF A CRASH COURSE. ( laughs ) LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT GRANDPA. THE DAMAGE ISN'T THAT BAD. WE'LL GET THE CAR FIXED, MAYBE HE WON'T NOTICE. Worker: IT'S SLIPPING! LOOK OUT, THE BEAM! -STAND CLEAR! - SHIT! I'M LOSING IT. LOOK OUT! ( knocking ) - Man: HELLO? -( knocking ) HELLO? - ANYBODY HOME? - IT'S GRANDPA. -( knocking ) - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM, DAD? THE TRUTH COULD KILL HIM. BUT I GUESS HE'S GETTING KING OF OLD. WHAT'S EVERYBODY SWEATING ABOUT? HE'S BEEN AWAY A LONG TIME. - HE'LL WANT TO COME IN, RELAX. -DAMN IT, OPEN UP! HE HASN'T SEEN THE TWINS YET. I KNOW MY FATHER. THE LAST THING HE'S GOING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT IS HIS CAR. - HI, DAD. - WHERE'S MY CADDY? LES DID IT! IT WAS LES. I DIDN'T-- WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT? - UH... - HEY, UM-- SON OF A BITCH! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?! IT'S YOUR CAR, GRANDPA. ( laughing ) - DAD? - WHAT IS IT? GRANDPA? - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - ( laughs louder ) DAD, WHAT IS IT? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? HERE, I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH YOUR CAR TOO. MY BMW? - SON OF A BITCH! - YO! ( laughing ) LES, YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID WHEN YOU GOT YOUR LICENSE YOU WANTED A BMW? WELL, HERE YOU GO. IT'S ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мать и сын на английском - текст Онг-Банк: Тайский Воин на английском - текст Кидалы на английском - текст Последний дюйм на английском - текст Сестры на английском |