NO, LES, IT'S JUST A CAR!
YOU TRY TELLING THAT TO MY FATHER!
- Charles: BE CAREFUL, LES!
- HOLD IT STEADY!
- DEAN, HOLD THE CAR STEADY!
- COME ON.
KEEP IT STRAIGHT, WOULD YOU?
SHIT.
STOP IT.
- YOU'RE LOSING CONTROL.
-LES!
- ( ripping )
- WHOA!
I'M GONNA FALL! DEANO!
- GET AWAY!
- HOLY SHIT!
SHIT! WHOA!
DEANO! WHOA!
MISTER!
WAKE UP, WOULD YOU!? COME ON.
WAKE UP! PLEASE, WAKE UP!
WILL YOU GET YOUR
HAND OFF THE GODDAMN--
SHIT.
WHOA! DEANO, HELP!
Dean: WE'RE LOSING HIM!
HI, LES!
GOD, I HATE DRUNK DRIVERS.
WHAT?! OH NO!
WATCH THE ROAD, COME ON!
Both: OH SHIT!
NO, NO!
( screams )
( horn blaring )
( drunk snoring )
- ( horn stops )
- ( drunk mumbles )
- Charles: GET OUT OF THE CAR!
- Dean: YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY FACE!
OH, YOU'RE ALIVE! WE
THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?
HONEY, I'M HOME!
- WHO IS THIS GUY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
WHO ARE YOU?!
WELL, MY FRIEND, YOU'RE A
LITTLE THIEF. GIVE ME THOSE KEYS.
YES, BUT SEE, "FRIENDS DON'T
LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK."
- ( laughs )
- YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND?
LOOK, YOU WERE INCREDIBLE!
YOU ARE AN ANIMAL. I MEAN,
NOBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!
YEAH, NOT TOO BAD FOR A KID
WITHOUT HIS LICENSE, HUH?
LES, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
LICENSE OR NO LICENSE,
THAT WAS ONE INTENSE DISPLAY OF DRIVING.
YEAH, AND AS FAR AS A FIRST NIGHT OUT
ON THE TOWN WITH A CAR IS CONCERNED,
THAT ONE DEFINITELY SETS THE STANDARD.
THANK GOD YOU DON'T GET YOUR LICENSE
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS, BUDDY.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
TELL SLEEPING BEAUTY?
I DON'T KNOW.
SHH.
- GOOD NIGHT, LES.
- YEAH.
SEE YOU LATER, LES.
( moaning )
- ROBERT?
- MM?
THIS IS IT. ( chuckles )
- THAT'S NICE, HONEY.
- THIS IS IT.
I'M UP! I'M UP, I'M UP!
OKAY, DO YOUR BREATHING.
( rapid breathing )
HOW FAR APART ARE THE CONTRACTIONS?
FIVE MINUTES? FINE, PLENTY OF TIME.
THAT DREAM WAS SO BIZARRE, LES,
AS IF I WAS TRAPPED
IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR.
AND SUDDENLY THE TRUNK FLIPPED OPEN
AND THERE YOU WERE RESCUING ME.
- SO WEIRD.
- SOUNDS CRAZY.
OH, I KNOW IT SOUNDS
UNBELIEVABLE, BUT...
SOMEHOW YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE TO HOLD ME
LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.
I FELT SO SAFE AND SO WARM.
I'M SORRY I WAS SUCH A SLEEPY
- HEAD TONIGHT.
- YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SO BORED.
- NO, DON'T BE SILLY.
TONIGHT FOR ME WAS
LIKE NON-STOP ACTION.
- WHEN CAN WE GO OUT AGAIN?
- HONESTLY, MERCEDES,
TONIGHT MIGHT BE THE LAST NIGHT
ANYBODY EVER SEES ME ALIVE.
WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?
IT'S A LONG COMPLICATED STORY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
DOES IT HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?
UH-HUH, HAS SO FAR.
HOPEFULLY ONE DAY I'LL GET
TO TELL YOU HOW IT ENDS.
I'LL BE HERE.
BYE.
- OW!
- THE BABY?
NO, THE LACES ARE TOO TIGHT.
- OKAY--
-ROBERT!
HONEY?
- ( chuckling )
- OH WAIT, LET ME GET MY JACKET.
- WHERE'S MY JACKET?
- OKAY, OKAY.
- OKAY.
- OH, I FORGOT THE BAG.
IT'S OKAY. I'M GONNA WAIT HERE.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, CALM DOWN, HONEY.
- YOU OKAY?
- YEAH, I'M FINE.
- OW! ANOTHER ONE.
- OH NO. OKAY.
OKAY. YEAH. PUT YOUR ARM ON ME.
( rapid breathing )
OH MAN.
HERE WE GO.
( rattling )
( rapid breathing )
- UH-OH. -
WHAT? WHAT?
- WHAT?
- GOSH, I'M FINE.
- SORRY, I'M FINE NOW.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE FINE?
I THINK IT WAS AIR BUBBLES
FROM THE PICKLE OR SOMETHING.
ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN,
THE CAR'S RIGHT HERE.
I'M SORRY. I'M FINE.
WHY IS THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN?
NATALIE PROBABLY LEFT IT OPEN.
NO, HONEY, NATALIE TOOK THE AUDI.
- WHERE THE HELL IS THE AUDI?
- ( muffled )OW.
ROBERT!
-WHAT THE--
-ROBERT!
HONEY, KEEP BREATHING!
WHOA! WHOA!
( rapid breathing )
( groaning )
( whimpering )
( moaning )
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR BED, LES?
MIND EXPLAINING WHAT SIZE
SHARK WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
- WELL-- - NO, I
DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT
YOU'VE DONE TONIGHT, LES?
WHAT THIS MEANS TO YOUR FUTURE
IN THIS HOUSE AND ON THIS PLANET?
- I HAVE AN IDEA.
- NO, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY!
YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE!
WE HAD