HERE. HUH-UH. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, LES? THIS IS A CAR, IT'S NOT AN OXYGEN TENT. DEAN, IF THERE'S ANY EVIDENCE AT ALL THAT I TOOK THIS CAR MY DAD'S GONNA SLAUGHTER ME FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER, OKAY? - STOP IT! - ( cars honking ) - ( sweeper honking ) - HEY, LES, THIS IS GREAT AND ALL, BUT COULD TAKE THE CAR OUT OF NEUTRAL? WE JUST GOT PASSED BY A STREET-SWEEPER. ( honks ) ( loud heavy metal music playing ) Man: HEY, GIRLS, WHOSE CAR YOU DRIVING, GRANDMA'S? COME ON, RACE HIM. LET'S MESS WITH THE FAGGOTS, MAN. WAIT, GET THAT-- ( engine revving ) GO! Dean: LES, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? ARE YOU 16 OR 60? YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN THOSE GEARHEADS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY. DEAN THIS IS MY GRANDFATHER'S CAR. GIVE ME A CAR THAT I'M NOT GENETICALLY RELATED TO, I PROMISE THINGS WILL CHANGE, OKAY? - HONEY. - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! OKAY, I'M COUNTING. DO YOUR BREATHING. ( breathing quickly ) OKAY. IS IT HOT IN HERE? IS IT HOT OR IS IT JUST ME? - IT'S HOT? - IT'S LIKE A SAUNA IN HERE. WANT ME TO GO DOWN TO THE GARAGE AND TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING? NO, THAT'S OKAY. I LIKE TO JUST SIT HERE AND SWEAT. I'LL TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING. ( moans ) Mrs. Anderson on intercom: Hey, Robert? Robert?! - YES? - I'M NOT HOT ANYMORE. I'M HUNGRY. Will you make me a sandwich, please? - OKAY, HONEY. -Sardines and pickles, okay? ( groans ) ( cars honking ) ## Saturday night is the loneliest night ## ## Of the week ## ## 'Cause that's the night that my sweetie and I ## ## Used to dance cheek to cheek ## ## I don't mind Sunday night at all ## ## 'Cause that's the night friends come to call ## ## And Monday through Friday's a gas ## ## And another week goes past ## ## But Saturday night ## ## Is the loneliest night of the week ## ## I sing the song ## ## That I sang for the memories... ## - YOU ASSHOLE, DO UP HER SHIRT. - NO WAY. FORGET ABOUT IT. I MEAN, LOOK AT US. WE'RE THREE WILD ANIMALS BOMBING DOWN THE HIGHWAY WITH THE CRUISE CONTROL SET TO 55 M.P.H. I DON'T NEED A TICKET ON MY FIRST NIGHT OUT. GOD DAMN IT, STOP THAT! WHAT IS THIS CRAP WE'RE LISTENING TO? MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO THIS! - GIVE ME THAT CAMERA! - NO! GOD DAMN IT, DEAN, IT'S NOT YOUR CAMERA. - GIVE ME THE CAMERA. GIVE ME IT! - NO! NO! - GIVE ME IT! - NO! - JESUS! - WATCH OUT! OH, WE'RE GONNA DIE! -I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. - SHIT! - Charles: LES, STOP THE CAR! -UH-OH. ( all scream ) I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP. ( screams ) - GET HER OUT OF THE CAR, QUICK! - HELP! HELP! HELP! GET HER OFF OF ME! - NOT IN THE CAR, PLEASE! - I'M TRAPPED! ( screams ) LES, I APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING, BUT THAT RIDE WAS DEFINITELY WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION. THAT MAKES UP FOR A WHOLE LIFE OF BOREDOM. THERE'S A SCRATCH ON MY CAR. WHERE? RIGHT THERE. RIGHT HERE, THERE'S A BIG OLD SCRATCH. -HOLD ON, LET ME SEE. - MY DAD'LL MURDER ME. LOOK AT THIS! -THERE IS NO SCRATCH. -THERE IS A SCRATCH HERE. A TINY LITTLE SCRATCH. YOUR DAD IS NOT GOING TO SEE THAT SCRATCH. YOUR DAD'S A 40-YEAR-OLD GUY WHO WEARS GLASSES. NOT AN EAGLE, OKAY? NOW LISTEN TO ME. WE ARE TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM ARCHIES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LISTEN TO ME. TWO SECONDS OR NOT TWO SECONDS. WATCH MY LIPS. WE'RE NOT GOING TO ARCHIES. WE'RE NOT DRIVING IN MY GRANDFATHER'S CADILLAC ANYMORE. WE ARE IN FACT GOING HOME, OKAY? - Dean: NO, IT'S NOT OKAY! - YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD. - ( Mercedes moans ) - Dean: WE CANNOT TURN AROUND NOW. WE'D BETTER GET YOU A SODA. YOU HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD FOR THAT LICENSE IN YOUR WALLET. YOU'VE HAD 16 YEARS OF HUMILIATION, BEGGING FOR LIFTS FROM PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR IMAGE. LES, YOU'VE HAD TO STAND AND WATCH AS ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS DROVE OFF IN SOME OLDER JERK'S CAR. HUMILIATION-- I KNOW, I'VE BEEN THROUGH IT! BUT THAT'S ALL OVER NOW. LES, THAT THING IN YOUR WALLET, THAT'S NO ORDINARY PIECE OF PAPER. THAT IS A DRIVER'S LICENSE! IT IS NOT ONLY A ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Родители на английском - текст О прошлой ночи... на английском - текст Муму на английском - текст Чёрная роза - эмблема печали, красная роза - эмблема любви на английском - текст Я был рождён, но... на английском |