IDOBELIEVE IN IS MY CUP OF COFFEE.
NOW THAT COFFEE'S HOT,
FILLED RIGHT TO THE BRIM.
IF IT SPILLED ON ME, IT'S
PROBABLY BURN ME, HUH?
- SPEAK UP, SON!
- YEAH, YEAH.
- NOBODY LIKES TO GET BURNED, DO THEY?
- NO.
SO IT'S REAL SIMPLE. YOU BURN ME
YOU FAIL.
YOU DON'T, YOU PASS.
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
Examiner Ј1: ALL RIGHT, ANDERSON.
LET'S START OFF WITH SOME LIGHT TRAFFIC.
-( honking )
-( sirens wailing )
NOW I WANT YOU TO GET OVER IN THAT LANE.
NOW.
Examiner Ј2: VERY GOOD, NATALIE.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU HEAD
UP TO THE LEFT HERE?
LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE THIS HILL.
VERY GOOD.
Examiner Ј1: ANDERSON,
LET'S PULL TO A STOP
- RIGHT HERE.
- Les: HERE?
( car honking )
- ( honks )
- WHAT THE HECK'S WRONG WITH HIM?
EVERY TIME I COME UP THIS
ROAD THERE'S SOME IDIOT KID.
-COME ON, YOU MORON!
-WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHRISTMAS?
OUGHT TO HAVE A TRUCK
TO GET THAT THING MOVING.
HA HA!
OKAY, NATALIE, I'D LIKE YOU TO
STOP RIGHT NEXT TO THIS CAR HERE.
GOOD.
NOW WHY DON'T YOU
PARALLEL PARK RIGHT HERE?
VERY, VERY, VERY GOOD!
ANDERSON, I WANT YOU TO MAKE
A PARALLEL PARK RIGHT IN HERE.
- IN THERE?
- WHAT AM I SPEAKING, GREEK? IN HERE.
HA!
CONGRATULATIONS. HERE'S YOUR LICENSE.
- PLEASE, DRIVE SAFELY.
- THANKS.
- GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU?
- LOUSY!
- ( tires screech )
- I GOT IT!I GOT IT!
SLOW DOWN!
YOU'RE IN LUCK, ANDERSON.
THE CUP...
WAS EMPTY. ( laughs )
SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD
SOMETIME, SOLDIER.
CONGRATULATIONS. HERE'S YOUR LICENSE.
AND PLEASE, DRIVE SAFELY.
MR. ANDERSON. JUST A MINUTE.
SOMEONE WANTS TO SPEAK WITH YOU.
( heart beating )
( footsteps echoing )
WELL, MR. ANDERSON,
WE WERE ABLE TO RETRIEVE
YOUR TEST RESULTS FROM THE COMPUTER.
AND I SUPPOSE YOU
ALREADY KNOW YOU FAILED.
GOD GIVETH
AND THE D.M.V. TAKETH AWAY.
YOU MUSTN'T FUCK
WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF
VEHICLES, MR. ANDERSON.
WE CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL.
( gasps )
- ( honking )
- ( radio playing )
( sighs )
- Mrs. Anderson: HI!
- Mr. Anderson: HI, WE'RE HOME!
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- PLEASE, WE'LL KEEP THE
PLASTIC ON-- - YEAH-- NO--
- Les: MOM? DAD?
- YEAH, IN HERE. SHH.
MOM? DAD? HI.
Mr. Anderson: YEAH, HI,
SPORT. WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?
UM...
I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING.
OH NO, YOU PUT A DENT
IN THE CAR ALREADY?
WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
UM...
- I-- - Mr.
Anderson: WHAT?
WHAT?
## I'M A FREE MAN! ##
- WOW! YEAH!
- YES!
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU.
SO TELL ME, WAS IT MURDER? WAS IT TOUGH?
NOT AT ALL, DAD. IT WAS LIKE
TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
GREAT. LOOK,
I FILLED YOUR MOM'S CAR UP WITH SOME GAS
JUST IN CASE YOU FELT LIKE
TAKING IT FOR A LITTLE SPIN.
- Mrs. Anderson: HOW SWEET.
- WELL, DAD.
I WAS KIND OF THINKING ABOUT GOING
TO MY ROOM AND TAKING A LITTLE NAP.
- I'M EXHAUSTED.
- HONEY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
- SAY "AH!"
- MOM, COME ON, WHAT COULD BE WRONG WITH ME?
- IT'S THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
- I KNOW.
SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF YOUR FATHER'S SENILITY
- AND TAKE MY CAR FOR A SPIN?
- GO AHEAD.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
GUYS REMEMBER OR NOT,
BUT 16 YEARS OF WAITING AND DREAMING
IS A LOT OF PRESSURE. AND I'M NOT SURE
THAT BEING BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR
IS THE RIGHT PLACE
FOR ME TO BE RIGHT NOW.
( rings )
- HELLO?
-( cheering )
DID YOU HEAR THAT? YOU DID
IT, MAN. HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Les: Dean, What's going on?
HOLD ON A SECOND. I'M
LOOKING FOR MY CAR KEYS.
FOUND THEM RIGHT HERE,
NEXT TO MY A.A.A. CARD.
GREAT. NOW COME OVER AND PICK US UP.
- UH, I CAN'T.
-Of course, you can.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING,
LES. YOU HAVE A LICENSE.
WHAT? SEE THAT, DEAN, MY MOM'S CALLING.
THEY'RE ALREADY ASKING ME TO RUN
ERRANDS. I HAVE TO GO. GOODBYE!
( humming )
"TEST FAILED"?
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
ROBERT!
## Trouble ##
## Trouble ##
ALL RIGHT, MERCEDES! HA-HA. YEAH!
WELL, YOU KNOW--
LOWER IT, IT'S RINGING.
COME HERE.
- ( rings )
- HELLO?
RUDY, MOM'S GOT BROWNIES IN THE KITCHEN.
- GO! HURRY,
QUICK! - BUT--
- DAD, WHAT DO YOU NEED?
- LES, MY BOY.
WE'RE