Anderson! Goddamn car!
- How are you, honey?
- I'm wet.
Slow it down here, buddy! Hey, stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
- This is it, okay.
- Woman in labor!
Come on, honey, we're here.
Woman in labor! Woman in labor!
Come on, honey. Okay, okay.
Keep breathing. Keep breathing.
- Robert...
- Come on!
- Mom?
- Ow!
Be careful, she's in labor.
Rudy, go with mom.
I'll be right there, honey.
Come here. I want to talk to you.
Come here. Come here.
Come here.
Where did you learn to drive like that?
- I guess last night, dad.
- Yeah?
Must have been one
hell of a crash course.
Look, don't worry about grandpa.
The damage isn't that bad.
We'll get the car fixed,
maybe he won't notice.
It's slipping!
Look out, the beam!
- Stand clear!
- Shit!
I'm losing it. Look out!
Hello?
Hello?
- Anybody home?
- It's grandpa.
What are you gonna tell him, dad?
The truth could kill him.
But i guess he's getting king of old.
What's everybody sweating about?
He's been away a long time.
- He'll want to come in, relax.
- Damn it, open up!
He hasn't seen the twins yet.
I know my father.
The last thing he's going to
be worried about is his car.
- Hi, dad.
- Where's my caddy?
Les did it! It was Les.
I didn't...
What in the hell is that?
Son of a bitch!
What in the hell is that?
It's your car, grandpa.
- Dad?
- What is it? Grandpa?
What's the matter?
Dad, what is it?
Why are you laughing?
Here, I had a little
trouble with your car too.
My bmw?
- Son of a bitch!
- Yo!
Les, you know how you said...
when you got your license
you wanted a bmw?
Well, here you go. It's all yours.
Take good care of it.
Thanks, dad, that's
very generous of you.
But I don't need the bmw anymore.
Les!
I already have a 'Mercedes'.
Don't wait up, guys!
Get outta my dreams
Get into my car
Get into my car
Get out of my dreams
Get in the backseat, baby
Get into my car
Beep beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get outta my mind
Get into my life
Oh I said hey
Hey
You
You
Get into my car
Oh, baby
Lady driver
Let me take the wheel
Smooth operator
Touch my bumper
Bumper
Hey, let's make a deal
Make it real
Like a road runner
Coming after you
Just like a hero
Outta the blue
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man
Get outta my dreams
Get into my car
Get into my car
Get outta my dreams
Get in the backseat, baby
Get into my car
Beep beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get outta my mind
Get into my life-( tires screeching )
-( crash )
## ASKED THAT GIRL
WHAT SHE WANTED TO BE ##
## AND SHE SAID, BABY, CAN'T YOU SEE? ##
## I WANNA BE THE FAMOUS,
A STAR OF THE SCREEN ##
## BUT YOU CAN DO ##
## SOMETHING IN BETWEEN ##
## BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR ##
## YES, I'M GONNA BE A STAR ##
## BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR ##
## AND BABY, I LOVE YOU ##
## I TOLD THAT GIRL THAT
MY PROSPECTS WERE GOOD ##
## AND SHE SAID, BABY,
IT'S UNDERSTOOD ##
## WORKING FOR PEANUTS
IS ALL VERY FINE ##
## BUT I CAN SHOW YOU A BETTER TIME ##
## BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR ##
## YES, I'M GONNA BE A STAR ##
## BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR ##
## AND BABY, I LOVE YOU ##
## BEEP BEEP'M BEEP BEEP YEAH ##
## BEEP BEEP'M BEEP BEEP YEAH ##
## BEEP BEEP'M BEEP BEEP YEAH! ##
( sawing metal )
( laughing maniacally )
( continues laughing )
( tires squealing )
( growling )
Man's voice: Remember, the driver
must always see the big picture.
When driving through
puddles or in heavy rain,
your tires may
begin to hydroplane--
actually ride on the water
rather than the pavement.
If this happens to you, don't panic
and especially don't jam on your brakes.
In this actual scientific demonstration,
we see that in as little
as a quarter inch of water
your tires may lose contact
with the surface completely.
( laughs )
( tires screech )
( bell rings )
DOES YOUR BROTHER
HAVE MONO OR SOMETHING?
- HE SLEPT THROUGH THE ENTIRE COURSE.
- NO.
HE'S JUST BRAIN-DEAD.
MR. ANDERSON.
IT'S