Asked that girl
what she wanted to be
And she said, baby, can't you see?
I wanna be the famous,
a star of the screen
But you can do
Something in between
Baby, you can drive my car
Yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby, you can drive my car
And baby, I love you
I told that girl that
my prospects were good
And she said, baby,
it's understood
Working for peanuts
is all very fine
But I can show you a better time
Baby, you can drive my car
Yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby, you can drive my car
And baby, I love you
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah!
Remember, the driver
must always see the big picture.
When driving through
puddles or in heavy rain,
your tires may
begin to hydroplane...
actually ride on the water
rather than the pavement.
If this happens to you, don't panic...
and especially don't jam on your brakes.
In this actual scientific demonstration,
we see that in as little
as a quarter inch of water...
your tires may lose contact
with the surface completely.
Does your brother
have mono or something?
- He slept through the entire course.
- No.
He's just brain-dead.
Mr. Anderson.
It's punks like you that paramedics...
end up scraping off the
road at 4:00 in the morning.
For your sake and the safety of others,
I hope you fail your driving exam.
Wait up!
Wait up! My bus!
You know, Dean, I can't help wondering,
is it ever gonna get that good for me?
Anderson, the only difference
between you and that greaseball...
is that he has a license, and you don't.
Scumbag!
Get on it. I'll drive you home.
No way, man. I have a
driver's exam to take Saturday.
- I don't want to get killed.
- Les.
Your license is just as
important to me as it is to you.
I'll take it easy.
Trust me.
Watch out, watch out!
Dean! Dean!
- I'll get you, you little prick!
- Dean!
Here you go!
Front-door service!
- Great. Thanks.
- Wow!
Whose caddy?
It's my grandfather's.
16 years old, man,
and it only has 20,000 miles on it.
- What's it doing here?
- My granddad's afraid to take it on long trips,
so he borrowed my dad's car for a week.
Do you know this boat would kick ass...
up at archies?
Do you think there's any chance
we can get it Saturday night?
- Not a chance in hell.
- No way.
- Hey, dad, what's up?
- I'm just cleaning out the garage,
making some room for the old boat.
What do you think?
As long as you're here,
you want to give us a hand?
Hey, Deano!
I'd love to, Mr. Anderson,
but I just remembered...
I'm allergic to dust and cardboard boxes...
I gotta go.
See you tonight, Les!
- See you tonight, Deano.
- Take care of that cough, Dean.
- Dad?
- Yeah.
Do you think there's
any way you can tell me...
if I can borrow mom's
car Saturday night?
Here's the deal, Les.
First get your license, then we'll talk.
Natalie!
What nice happened to who today?
What interesting news?
For your information,
this is exactly what I ate...
when I was pregnant with all of you.
You turned out okay.
- Dad?
- Yep?
Did you look at
the brochure I gave you?
- You bet.
- What did you think?
Well, a $23,000 bmw...
for a 16-year-old kid who's
never had a job a day in his life?
I think it's a great idea.
But dad, the car
wouldn't only be for me.
I mean, she can use it too!
Don't include me in your obsessions.
Les, isn't it premature to be
talking about getting a car?
You just finished your driver's
ed course two hours ago.
Karl says that in America,
people are mislead to believe, that...
- a car represents freedom and individuality.
- Right.
When in essence, it is more
oppressive than anything else.
Burdening the individual
with such materialistic cost.
Wait, who cares what your
commie boyfriend thinks?
- I see it's great to be an American.
- I agree.
Yes!
This is the most oppressive
environment a child can be raised in.
Natalie, one day soon,
it will all be over.
You'll go away.
All right, I'm out of here.