Would you bring up the Biomed
on the specimen, please?
Oxygen percentage, check.
Air tanks fully charged.
Doppler phase translocator activated.
State of the art.
All personnel,
we are now at priority level one.
Secure all stations.
Environmental control systems, check.
Gyro stabilization XYZ coordinates, check.
Laser subsystem analysis, check.
Pod lockdown and rotation complete.
Begin phase two of alignment.
Prepare for shield closure.
- Lieutenant, do you read me?
- Rock and roll.
Stand by.
I need final confirmation from Biomed.
Biomed complete.
- And from optoelectrical station three.
- Three, check.
- Station two.
- Two, check.
- And the MRD?
- Entry point plotted.
CC, do you confirm we're clear to proceed?
Dr. Niles isn't here yet.
That's his trouble, not mine.
Nothing I can do.
Prepare PEM number one.
Activate Photon Echo Memory system.
Insert PEM number one.
Commencing PEM number one's insertion.
Open pre-feed to the hydroperc chamber.
Pull up a display
on the photon densitometer.
Stand by, Lieutenant.
Insert PEM number two.
These should have been on my desk
a week ago.
Do you have any other papers
you haven't turned in?
Pod activated.
Microchip interlock complete.
Hold on to your breakfast, Lieutenant.
This is it.
Activate centrifuge.
Minus 40.
Commencing molecular isolation
and displacement.
Minus 30.
Minus 20.
Minus 10.
9, 8, 7, 6...
...5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Ignition.
Sequence completed.
- Can I help you fellows?
- Phone repair.
Phone repair.
Do you know anything
about phones being fixed today?
Sorry, I don't...
All technicians,
report to substation monitors.
Prepare to interface with host organism.
Synchronize life-support systems.
We'll have you inside Burs
in just a moment.
Guys, I need help with the rodent.
Look at this thing.
Primitive. Definitely primitive.
- Margaret?
- Ozzie.
You've backed yourself
into a corner once again.
Mr. Igoe...
...stop him. We need that syringe.
Ozzie?
Ozzie, what the hell's going on out there?
Ozzie, am I being punished?
Mr. Putter.
I certainly envy you.
Fun, excitement, relaxation.
No excitement. Doctor's orders.
How about a little shipboard romance?
As long as it isn't too exciting.
Get some help.
Somebody call security.
Did you see that?
Automatic pilot now functioning.
Please give command code
for environmental adjust.
Jack, you're late.
You know it's coupon day.
- You won't believe what happened to me.
- I don't want to hear about it. Later.
Just punch in and get to work
at register five.
Smell this. Go on, smell it.
What the hell are these things? Fat cells?
What the hell is going on out there?
Mission Control, come in.
Do you read me?
I blacked out. Am I inside Burs or what?
Thanks, Craig.
- You're late.
- I know.
- How do I look?
- Like shit.
I'm still shaking.
- What happened?
- I had the most frightening experience.
Talk about frightening experiences.
Have you ever slam danced?
- Never mind.
- That's where you were.
- We had a date last night.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot.
- Forgot? How could you forget?
- Jack, I've already told you.
If you want to be part of my life,
you can't hassle me about stuff.
Wendy, I'm not a part of your life.
Well?
- I'm in a hurry.
- Yes, you are.
Just add it up, will you?
Ozzie, if you can hear me,
I'll try to restore contact from your end...
...by activating
one of the electromagnetic booster cells.
Stand by.
That's kind of pricey for shampoo, ain't it?
Ozzie!
$128,000?
Is that with or without the coupons?
What have you done, Jack?
- It's a dream.
- What?
It's a dream.
Jack, way to screw up!
Listen, sweetie,
I don't carry that kind of cash on me.
Get ahold of yourself, Jack.
I need some aspirin.
I'm begging you for some aspirin!
Here!
Hey, I'm not buying that aspirin now!
At $800 a bottle, who'd want to?
Jack, you're becoming unglued.
You're coming apart at the seams.
Oh, my God, he's completely spaced out.
Let