hell's going on out there?
Ozzie, am I being punished?
Mr. Putter.
I certainly envy you.
Fun, excitement, relaxation.
No excitement. Doctor's orders.
How about a little shipboard romance?
As long as it isn't too exciting.
Get some help.
Somebody call security.
Did you see that?
Automatic pilot now functioning.
Please give command code
for environmental adjust.
Jack, you're late.
You know it's coupon day.
-You won't believe what happened to me.
-I don't want to hear about it. Later.
Just punch in and get to work
at register five.
Smell this. Go on, smell it.
What the hell are these things? Fat cells?
What the hell is going on out there?
Mission Control, come in.
Do you read me?
I blacked out. Am I inside Bugs or what?
Thanks, Craig.
-You're late.
-I know.
-How do I look?
-Like shit.
I'm still shaking.
-What happened?
-I had the most frightening experience.
Talk about frightening experiences.
Have you ever slam danced?
-Never mind.
-That's where you were.
-We had a date last night.
-Oh, yeah, I forgot.
-Forgot? How could you forget?
-Jack, I've already told you.
If you want to be part of my life,
you can't hassle me about stuff.
Wendy, I'm not a part of your life.
Well?
-I'm in a hurry.
-Yes, you are.
Just add it up, will you?
Ozzie, if you can hear me,
I'll try to restore contact from your end...
...by activating
one of the electromagnetic booster cells.
Stand by.
That's kind of pricey for shampoo, ain't it?
Ozzie!
$128,000?
Is that with or without the coupons?
What have you done, Jack?
-lt's a dream.
-What?
It's a dream.
Jack, way to screw up!
Listen, sweetie,
I don't carry that kind of cash on me.
Get ahold of yourself, Jack.
I need some aspirin.
I'm begging you for some aspirin!
Here!
Hey, I'm not buying that aspirin now!
At $800 a bottle, who'd want to?
Jack, you're becoming unglued.
You're coming apart at the seams.
Oh, my God, he's completely spaced out.
Let me handle this.
Jack.
What the hell is that? Ozzie!
Ozzie, I can't hear you.
I hope you can hear me.
I'll proceed with the mission as planned.
Going to auto pilot.
Phase one:
Optic nerve interface.
Come on, baby, show me the way.
"Please wait"?
"Environmental adjust required"?
Doesn't anything work?
Pathway to optic nerve is as follows;
Superior gluteal vein to iliac vein...
...to inferior vena cava
passed right atrium...
...to superior vena cava
to right jugular vein to optic chiasma.
Let's drive.
Entering bloodstream.
You've always been like a son to me.
Well, a nephew, anyway.
You've got a great future ahead of you
in retail food marketing.
I'd hate to see you throw it all away
by going psycho on us.
-Coffee. Thank you.
-I got it down the hall.
Smoking.
Deploying optic remote.
Optic sensor armed and ready.
Switch to manual projectory control.
Firing optic sensor.
What's wrong, Jack? Let me see.
Let me see.
Come on, where the hell is the picture?
All right, Oz!
That's not Oz. Who the hell is that?
Where's the lab technician?
Where's the lab?
It was just so strange. It was like...
...someone suddenly shoved
a white-hot needle through my eye.
Oh, God!
You stand up now, Jack.
What is this?
Did Bugs just stand up?
What's going on? This can't be.
I'm in a man!
I'm in a strange man!
I'll be a son of a bitch.
I'm in a strange man...
...surrounded by strangers
in a strange room!
Go home and start your vacation today.
This afternoon, Jack.
And you come back to us a new man.
Do you mind if I call my doctor?
Go right ahead, Jack. What a good idea.
Ozzie, what have you done?
I can't be inside a man. I studied rabbits!
I gotta talk to this guy.
Pathway to middle ear is as follows...
Miniaturization is achieved...
...by pairing two 500 series
Photon Echo Memory chips...
...or PEMS as we call them,
a controller and a remote.
Only the controller
is needed for miniaturization...
...but a combination of the two chips
must be used to re-