us.
Wendy?
- I'm sorry, I gotta go.
- Call me later?
Hurry up!
I am hurrying up, okay?
I don't want her alone
with that sleazy Cowboy either.
Yeah, why not?
Because I just don't, that's why.
God, I can't believe how hostile I feel
towards you right now.
Because I'm stimulating
your adrenal gland, pal.
Maybe that's the reason and maybe not.
You got something to say, just say it.
She deserves better. That's all.
- Better than what?
- Better than you.
I knew it!
You think she goes for you, don't you?
You know what she sees in you?
She sees me.
All right, Pendelton, that's it.
Where are you?
Where are you, you little weasel?
Save it for the Cowboy.
Wrong door!
That's an exit, Jack. Come on, control it.
You're a dangerous individual.
You can do it!
Big Jack!
Don't knock, just come!
Duke the son of a bitch!
Jack?
- Where were you?
- Next door waiting for you.
Beauty punch anyway, Big Jack.
Now tie that sucker tight,
he's gonna squirm when he wakes up.
There, now look at the Cowboy.
Hold it right there.
Emulation systems activated.
Contour analysis, stage one.
Move over, Picasso. Look at this.
Grid mapping ectodermal contours.
Go to the mirror.
What'll we do?
I'll attempt an electronic stimulation
of your nerves and muscles.
What's that?
- I'm going to alter your face.
- Alter my face?
How do you do that?
It's complicated.
I don't understand it myself. Just trust me.
Will it hurt?
Yeah.
Let's not do it then.
What are you doing in there?
Are you okay?
We're getting there.
Hang on. This might pinch just a little bit.
Jack?
Is that a "5" or a "6"?
I'm right, it's "5."
What?
What did you do to him?
- Who?
- Jack!
Jack?
Get away from me!
I'm Jack. Listen to my voice. It's me.
Then who's in the bathroom?
- He is.
- Who is?
- Him.
- Who?
The Cowboy.
I know it's hard to understand.
It's hard for me to understand.
But you must believe and trust me.
I can explain later...
- How did you get Jack's hair?
- I'm not too sure about that one.
Go see for yourself.
I will go in and see for myself.
I'm not stupid.
- Jack?
- My God.
How?
Don't ask, okay?
Just trust me.
I'll explain everything, I promise,
but not right now.
I'll go with you.
Don't let her. It's not safe.
Better not, Lydia.
Tuck used to say he did the things
I only write about.
I want to do the things I only write about.
Open your mouth.
Men.
Mr. Scrimshaw is waiting.
What do you say?
Never beg. Never beg!
Hello, Cowboy.
Welcome. Sit down. Join us.
My friend, we have been waiting for you.
- Are we close friends?
- I hope not.
How long has it been, Cowboy?
- You tell me.
- Almost six years.
Don't you remember?
Idi Amin's barbecue.
How could I forgot? The sauce.
You haven't forgotten the last time
we saw each other, have you?
Speaking of which,
we seem to have a rather...
...attractive added starter this morning.
Yes, my sister.
In-law.
Good morning, sister-in-law.
Murnau...
...another place setting, please.
I don't know what it is,
but there's something about you.
You've changed, you're different.
- I've been sick.
- Good thinking, Jack.
Champagne?
Please, join me.
I believe these are the kind you like.
Cuban?
Cuban?
Jack, you're in luck, Cuban are the best.
I save this for later.
Jack!
Cowboy...
...what has happened to your hair?
I had it done.
Clint Eastwood style.
You see The Outlaw Josey Wales?
What a flick.
Enough pleasantries.
Let's get down to business.
Dr. Canker.
Miniaturization works
on a dual-chip system.
Don't play with your food.
We have one in our possession now,
and we'll have the other one...
...very soon.
Take what they got.
Fine. I'll take what you got.
You do understand...
...the first chip only miniaturizes.
Both are required...
...for re-enlargement.
We whet their appetites with what we got.
- Good point, Cowboy.
- Thank you.
- Good point, Jack.
- Thank you.
Doctor. The chip, please.
Easy.
There it is.