wrong. You should touch him. You're the attraction. -Me? -Sure. Go on, go ahead. It sounds silly, but all right, I'll do it. Look, Florenz, would he do that for me? The Great Sandow. Sandow. So that's what you call good luck, yeah? Look, Sandow, you've got to expect a little rain with the sunshine. That was very embarrassing, Florenz, very embarrassing. Don't get your dander up. Who knows? Maybe that little shower will bring us oodles of luck. Well, I hope it brings us so much business like that Little Egypt. Look at those peoples, how they crowd in to see that woman make wiggles... ...when yet they wouldn't come to see me lift weights no other man in the world can. Sandow, I'm afraid your trouble is you developed the wrong muscles. What you say? Every muscle in Sandow's body is developed... ...even the toes, like that. With one arm I make a better dance than that Little Egypt with the whole body. Look, boss. Good heavens! -Are you Mr. Sandow, the strongman? -Yes, madam, this is the Great Sandow. Oh, look at those huge shoulders. Aren't they marvelous? -Yes, dear, come on. -And that big chest. -I never saw a chest like that before. -Oh, come on. And his waistline, oh, it's simply magnificent. -Precious, come on. -Just a minute, dear. Mr. Sandow, I think your muscles are simply astounding. Perhaps madam would like to feel the muscles of Sandow. -Oh, I'd love to. -Sandow, your arm. -Florenz, is she dead? -No, she's only fainted. -But, oh, what an idea. Come on! -What? Wait a minute. What's wrong? -Where are you going? -The papers. To the newspapers. I'll fill them so full, women will fight to see you. Not to watch you lift weights, but simply to feel your muscles. Why, you've got more sex appeal in your one arm... ...than Little Egypt has in her whole-- Sandow, the modern Hercules. The miracle of strength. Watch his muscles quiver in musical rhythm. Sandow, quiver. Sufficient. And now, ladies, if you want to see more of the Great Sandow... ...if your hearts are strong enough to stand the thrill... ...step up and buy your ticket. The show starts in five minutes. -Folks, this is the show-- -How's business, Jack? All right? -Doesn't it sparkle? -Yes, doesn't it? -You like it? -I certainly do. I'm glad. -Dr. Ziegfeld. -Yeah? Can't I play my piece for you now? I get awful tired of this.... I don't blame you, Mary Lou. So do I. Go ahead, then. Go on, play your little piece now. -Dr. Ziegfeld? -Yes, dear. -Do you know I was mad at your son? -What? Mad at your best fella? Oh, but why? Because he left us for that old World's Fair. Oh, well, darling, you know the fair closed yesterday. And is he coming back here again? Well, I hope so. Go on. You go on with your lesson. -Dr. Ziegfeld. -Yes, dear. Did you know I was going to marry your son? Well, well, this is so sudden. -Are you? -Oh, yes. We got that settled months ago. Oh, yes, Father, didn't you know Mary Lou and I are engaged? Well, don't I get a kiss today? Not even a smile? Well, Father, what do you think of that? My future wife won't even kiss me... -...and I brought her a present too. -What? -Kiss first. -No, present first. No, kiss first. I'll tell you what. We'll both give at the same time. How's that? I'll count three. Ready? One. -Two. -Same time, remember. Three. Thank you so much. Dr. Ziegfeld, isn't it lovely? -Beautiful. -I'm going to open it right now. -Right now. Yes. -Oh, well, well, well. Well, Florenz, what have you decided to do? Well, I'm going to New York tomorrow, Dad. With that Sandow, that strongman? Father, I don't really belong here. No, I don't like it. You don't like it, huh? The greatest music conservatory in the country. I built it all myself. Students from all over the world are coming here... ...and you-- You don't like it. You realize that maybe somewhere in one of these rooms... ...we find a future Beethoven or ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Астенический синдром на английском - текст Покаяние на английском - текст 9 рота на английском - текст Прогулка на английском - текст Феррис Бьюллер берёт выходной на английском |