dancing
Like she's never danced before #I'll give you the Cowboys and three.
- Three and a half.
- Take three, be happy.
Three and a half. I'm ecstatic.
Is this visit a one time shot
or will you surprise me all the time?
If I said, it wouldn't be a surprise.
I'll buy you a beer.
Jake, sit down and play a game.
If I come up with a scoop on her,
I get Dallas and three and a half.
If you come up with anything on her,
I'll give you six.
Number 174, 63, 1503.
Pete, I don't want her zip code.
It's her social
security number, asshole.
She works for you.
One cheese, medium. Fries.
Two plain, rare,
tomato and onions.
One pastrami on kaiser.
Mayo, no mustard.
- What's a pimple on a Polack's ass?
- I need that B.L. T on rye, Richie.
A brain tumour.
What's this?
Come on, Richie.
A lesbian with a hard-on.
I'm terrific, right?
You can tell me. I can take it.
Mayo, no mustard.
Can't you see me opening up in L. A?
Direct from Pittsburgh,
it's Richie Blazik, ladies and gentlemen.
L. A?
What's all this talk about L. A?
You've been on the stage two times.
I give you two lousy shots and
you're talking about going to L.A.!
Come on. What are you, crazy?
Besides, you're too short anyway.
They don't let short people
into Hollywood.
And you're making
the hamburgers too big again.
Make 'em smaller.
I'll give you small.
This place is so small you have
to go outside to change your mind.
My turn.
Ring, damn you.
I can't believe he didn't call.
- He'll call.
- Do you think so?
- Of course. Why wouldn't he?
- Yeah, why wouldn't he!
Maybe he'll call, I don't know.
When I talked to him, he seemed funny.
Like, "I'll call you later, babe."
I don't think he'll call.
- Don't worry, he'll call.
- You really think so?
- Why wouldn't he?
- You're right. He'll call.
If he doesn't call,
should I call him?
He'll call.
I love how you always try
to straighten out other people's lives.
Any time you want me
to straighten out yours, let me know.
Personally, I never call.
Because I don't have to.
- But if you want my advice...
- Not really.
- Hi, girls!
- Hi, Richie.
- Can I help? A foot massage?
- Get out of here!
- It's been long since he's had some.
- I bet.
Hi.
Hi.
Do you read lips?
What?
I saw you dance last night.
- I just wanted to say hi.
- Hi.
You're Alex.
I know.
- I'm Nick Hurley.
- Really?
I've seen your name
on my pay cheques.
What's a dancer doing
working as a welder?
A girl's got to make a living.
- You speak French?
- No. I just like the pictures.
Me too.
- Nick. They need you on ten.
- I'll be right there.
- You read Vogue?
- I used to.
My wife does.
I mean, my ex-wife.
I'm divorced.
We're divorced.
Sorry.
Listen, I got to get to work.
You never know when the boss
is going to be around.
You forgot your thermos.
Hi, Grunt.
So, did you get laid today?
And now, news headlines
with Kevin Evans.
Good evening. In the news,
a fire caused extensive damage
to the High View Lumber Company,
a dairy store
and an American Motors dealership
in McDonald,
Washington County,
this morning...
Putting you down to deal with Dallas.
Do we have a deal?
I got to go. I have a call coming up.
Disconnecting...
Shit!
Excuse me. Do you know
where the admissions office is?
The door on the left.
- Come on, where is the focus?
- Where is it?
Where is the centre?
Look up.
When you fill out...
When you fill out this application,
be sure and list all your years
of dance education.
Starting with the most recent
place you've studied,
and the number of years
at each institution.
Also, if you have any professional
or other repertory experience,
please, list those.
When you fill out this application,
be sure to list all your years
of dance education.
And the number of years
you've spent at each institution.
- I got to go, you guys.
- See you, Alex. Don't get dirty.
- Hello, dancer.
- Hi.
- Want a hand?
- No, thanks.
You know, I have this