The toughest guy I've ever seen
# I can't believe he's looking at me
# He's a... He's a dream... #
If I come up with a scoop on her,
I get Dallas and three and a half.
If you come up with anything on her,
I'll give you six.
# There he stands
Ask me if I care
# Look, he's coming closer
# Oh, I swear, he's got to be
The toughest guy I've ever seen
# I can't believe he's looking at me
# There he stands
Ask me if I care
# Look, he's coming closer
# I swear... #
Number 174, 63, 1503.
Pete, I don't want her zip code.
It's her social
security number, asshole.
She works for you.
# He's a dream
# He's a dream
# He's a dream #
(Crowd whistles and cheers)
One cheese, medium. Fries.
Two plain, rare,
tomato and onions.
One pastrami on kaiser.
Mayo, no mustard.
- What's a pimple on a Polack's ass?
- I need that BLT on rye, Richie.
A brain tumour.
- Richie.
- What's this?
Come on, Richie.
A lesbian with a hard-on.
I'm terrific, right?
You can tell me. I can take it.
Mayo, no mustard.
Can't you see me opening up in L.A.?
Direct from Pittsburgh, it's
Richie Blazik, ladies and gentlemen.
L.A.?
What's all this talk about L. A.?
You've been on the stage two times.
I give you two lousy shots and
you're talking about going to L.A.!
Come on. What are you, crazy?
Besides, you're too short anyway.
They don't let short people
into Hollywood.
And you're making
the hamburgers too big again.
Make 'em smaller.
I'll give you small.
This place is so small you have
to go outside to change your mind.
My turn.
Ring, damn you.
I can't believe he didn't call.
- He'll call.
- Do you think so?
- Of course. Why wouldn't he?
- Yeah, why wouldn't he!
Maybe he'll call, I don't know.
When I talked to him, he seemed
funny. Like, "I'll call you later, babe."
I don't think he'll call.
- Don't worry, he'll call.
- You really think so?
- Why wouldn't he?
- You're right. He'll call.
- But if he doesn't call, should I call him?
- He'll call.
I love how you always try
to straighten out other people's lives.
Any time you want me
to straighten out yours, let me know.
Personally, I never call.
Because I don't have to.
- But if you want my advice...
- Not really.
- Hi, girls!
- Hi, Richie.
- Can I help? A foot massage?
- Get out of here!
- It's been long since he's had some.
- I bet.
Hi.
Hi.
Do you read lips?
What?
I saw you dance last night.
- I just wanted to say hi.
- Hi.
You're Alex.
I know.
I'm Nick Hurley.
Really?
I've seen your name
on my pay cheques.
What's a dancer doing
working as a welder?
A girl's got to make a living.
- You speak French?
- No. I just like the pictures.
Me too.
- Nick. They need you on ten.
- I'll be right there.
- You read Vogue?
- I used to.
My wife does.
I mean, my ex-wife.
I'm divorced.
We're divorced.
Sorry.
Listen, I got to get to work.
You never know when the boss
is going to be around.
You forgot your thermos.
Hi, Grunt.
So, did you get laid today?
(TV news theme plays)
'And now, news headlines
with Kevin Evans.'
'Good evening. In the news,
a fire caused extensive damage
'to the High View Lumber Company,
a dairy store
'and an American Motors
dealership in McDonald,
'Washington County,
this morning... '
(Changes channel)
(# ALBINONl: "Adagio for strings")
Shit!
(# MICHAEL SEMBELLO: "Maniac")
# Just a still town girl on a Saturday night
# Looking for the fight of her life
# In the real time world
No one sees her at all
# They all say she's crazy
# Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart
# Changing women into life
# She has danced into the danger zone
# When the dancer becomes the dance
# It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
# On a wire between will
And what will be
# She's a maniac
Maniac, on the floor
# And she's dancing
Like she's never danced before
# She's a maniac
Maniac, on the floor
# And she's dancing
Like she's never danced before... #
(Heavy breathing)
(Soft