'll work it off at the rink.
Is Richie going to be there?
Now there's a real winner
No, we're gonna work.
- She thinks she'll be on the ice show.
- What's wrong with that?
- I'd make a lot of money.
- You're costing me a lot of money.
I'd just like to try it again, Daddy.
She's really good.
You ought to see her.
- She'll fall on her ass.
- She's got a tough ass.
Yeah, I've got a tough ass.
It's not her ass I'm worried about.
Where are you?
Come here.
Here we go.
No, don't.
You look great.
Don't stop.
Do it again!
Shit, I can't do this.
No, go do your turn.
Do you know the triple one?
Hi. I'm Richie Blazik.
Hi. I'm Richie Blazik. Did you hear
about the Polack bank robber?
He tied up the safe, blew the guard.
Tied up the safe,
blew the guard.
Tied up the safe and blew the guard.
Kid! Come here.
Come here!
- What's the matter?
- I'm nervous, Jake.
Now you ain't nervous any more.
Now you're pissed off.
Good luck, baby.
Hi. How are you doing?
I'm Richie Blazik.
Did you hear
about the Polack bank robber?
He tied up the safe
and blew the guard.
So, the lady says to the waiter,
"Excuse me, sir,
do you have frogs legs?"
The waiter says,
"No, that's just the way I walk."
You want to talk about boogers?
I know a lot about them.
How about boogers?
Sports for fifty?
What's a pimple on a Polack's ass?
A brain tumour.
Take a walk.
Bring on the bimbos.
Come on, guys.
Could you give me a break?
I'm just a cook.
I'm just a cook, all right?
This is my big chance,
so if you screw it up for me,
I'm going to put cockroaches
in your hamburgers, you got it?
Miracles do happen, I guess.
It took the Steelers 40 years
to win a championship, didn't it?
Steelers!
I feel like Franco Harris when he made
the lmmaculate Reception.
It was amazing!
Hear about the Polack,
who locked his keys in the car?
He used a coat hanger
to get his family out.
Did you hear about the Polack
who died drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
A Polish terrorist
tried to blow up a car
and he burned his lips
on the exhaust pipe.
You guys have been real nice.
I've gotta go and cook the hamburgers.
No roaches, I promise.
Let me bring out our next act.
Direct from Mawby's.
It's Tina Tech, ladies and gentlemen.
One, two, three, four!
# I'm going on a manhunt
# Turn it around
# Women have been hunted
Now we're hunting around
# Manhunt
# We all got the need
# The one that's been waiting
Has taken the lead
# Ruby lips in the mirror
# Black heels on the floor
# Perfume to draw him nearer
# A dress he can't ignore
# I know he'll be at the party tonight
# He'll be looking so fine
# He'll be surprised
When I walk up and say
# Man, I want to make you
Glad you're alive
# I'm going on a manhunt
# Turn it around
# Women have been hunting
Now we're hunting around
# Manhunt
# We all got the need
# The one who's been waiting
Has taken the lead
# I'm going on a manhunt
# I'm out for the kill #
Alex, sit down here a minute.
Cecil, this is a nice ass.
Soft...
Round. Snug.
She likes it.
Bimbo! Whore.
Fuck off!
Night, kids.
- Night.
- Night, Jake.
Hey, Richie,
no more jokes about cockroaches, huh?
One of these days
I want to be like...
Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy,
Steve Martin.
- U)ntil that day comes...
- You'll just steal all their material.
- Hey, Alex.
- Let me go.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing to fight about.
- We're going to Cecil's.
- Let me go!
Drink a little wine.
Do a little weed. You and me.
How about Cecil?
You like Cecil?
- Get off of me!
- All three of us, real friendly.
Why don't you leave her
the fuck alone!
The comedian is going to be a hero.
Cecil, what the fuck
is wrong with you?
Let her go, Johnny.
What are you doing here, Nick?
Slumming?
This ain't your
neighbourhood no more.
I didn't mean nothing.
I just got pissed off.
- Send me a bill, kid.
- Let me see.
- Is it bleeding? Jesus.
- Yeah.
Come on.
Here's your hat.
- Are