worried about. Where are you? Come here. Here we go. No, don't. Youlook great. Don't stop. Do it again! Shit, I can't do this. No, go do your turn. Do youknowthe triple one? Hi. I'm Richie Blazik. Hi. I'm Richie Blazik. Did youhear about the Polack bank robber? He tied up the safe, blewthe guard. Tied up the safe, blewthe guard. Tied up the safe and blewthe guard. Kid! Come here. Come here! - What's the matter? - I'm nervous, Jake. Now youain't nervous any more. Now you're pissed off. Good luck, baby. Hi. How are youdoing? I'm Richie Blazik. Did youhear about the Polack bank robber? He tied up the safe and blewthe guard. So, the lady says to the waiter, "Ex cuse me, sir, do youhave frogs legs?" The waiter says, "No, that's just the way I walk." Youwant to talk about boogers? I know a lot about them. How about boogers? Sports for fifty? What's a pimple on a Polack's ass? A brain tumour. Take a walk! Bring on the bimbos. Come on, guys. Could yougive me a break? I'm just a cook. I'm just a cook, all right? This is my big chance, so if youscrew it up for me, I'll put cockroaches in your hamburgers, yougot it? Miracles do happen, I guess. It took the Steelers 40 years to win a championship, didn't it? Steelers! I feel like Franco Harris when he made the lmmaculate Reception. It was amazing! Hear about the Polack, who locked his keys in the car? He used a coat hanger to get his family out. Did youhear about the Polack who died drinking milk? The cowfell on him. A Polish terrorist tried to blow up a car and he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. Youguys have been real nice. I've gotta go cook the hamburgers. No roaches, I promise. Let me bring out our next act. Direct from Mawby's. It's Tina Tech, ladies and gentlemen. One, two, three, four! Alex, sit down here a minute. Cecil, this is a nice ass. Soft... Round. Snug. She likes it. Bimbo! Whore. Fuck off! Night, kids. - Night. - Night, Jake. Richie, no more jokes about cockroaches. One of these days I want to be like... Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin. - Until that day comes... - You'll just steal all their material. - Alex. - Let me go. - What are youdoing? - Nothing to fight about. - We're gonna go to Cecil's place. - Let me go! Drink a little wine. Do a little weed. Youand me. How about Cecil? Youlike Cecil? - Get off of me! - All three of us, real friendly. Why don't youleave her alone! The comedian is going to be a hero. Cecil, what the fuck is wrong with you? Let her go, Johnny. What are youdoing here, Nick? Slumming? This ain't your neighbourhood no more. I didn't mean nothing. I just got pissed off. - Send me a bill, kid. - Let me see. - Is it bleeding? Jesus. - Yeah. Come on. Here's your hat. - Are youOK? - Yeah. - Are yousure? - I'm OK. It'll look good on stage. - It's going to be fine. - Are yousure? - Sure you're going to be OK? - Yeah, fine. Listen, what can I say? Thanks a lot. I'll give youa lift home. It's OK. I've got a ride. Thanks anyway. - What's his name? - Grunt. - Grunt? - Yeah. I can see that I don't have to worry about you. What was he before he became a dog? He gets upset when people he doesn't knowfollow me home. This is the man that feeds you, Grunt. Tell youwhat... I'll bring him a doggy bag if you'll have dinner with me. I told youl don't think it's a good idea to go out with the boss. OK. Have it your way. You're fired. I'll pick youup tomorrow at eight. How long does this thing last? It's cold. - How's the nose? - It's broken. Broke mine three times. It was big in the '50s, wasn't it? Busting noses? '60s. Think she can beat her? Miss Szabo. You're going to do great. Go Jeanie! Come on! Look at that one. There youwere 20 years ago, sweetheart. There we go. Come on. Come on, Jeanie! Get up, Jeanie. It's going to be OK. All that time and practice. What a waste. - Goddamn ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Элвин и бурундуки 2 на английском - текст Приключения Бакару Банзая в восьмом измерении на английском - текст Назад в Будущее на английском - текст Приключения домовёнка на английском - текст Бегство художника на английском |