So, the lady says to the waiter, ''Excuse me, sir, do you have frogs legs?'' And the waiter says, ''No, that's just the way I walk.'' You want to talk about boogers? I know a lot about them. How about boogers? Sports for fifty? What's a pimple on a Polack's ass? A brain tumour. Take a walk. Bring on the bimbos. Come on, guys. Could you give me a break? Look, l'm just a cook. l'm just a cook, all right? This is my big chance, so if you screw it up for me, l'm going to put cockroaches in your hamburgers, you got it? Miracles do happen, I guess. It took the Steelers 40 years to win a championship, didn't it? Steelers! I feel like Franco Harris when he made the lmmaculate Reception. It was amazing! Did you hear about the Polack, who locked his keys in the car, and he used a coat hanger to get his family out? Did you hear about the Polack who died drinking milk? The cow fell on him. A Polish terrorist tried to blow up a car and he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. You guys have been real nice. l've gotta go and cook the hamburgers. No roaches, I promise. So let me bring out our next act. Direct from Mawby's. lt's Tina Tech, ladies and gentlemen! One, two, three, four! # l'm going on a manhunt # Turn it around # Women have been hunted Now we're hunting around # Manhunt # We all got the need # The one that's been waiting Has taken the lead # Ruby lips in the mirror # Black heels on the floor # Perfume to draw him nearer # A dress he can't ignore # I know he'll be at the party tonight # He'll be looking so fine # He'll be surprised When I walk up and say # Man, I want to make you Glad you're alive # l'm going on a manhunt # Turn it around # Women have been hunting Now we're hunting around # Manhunt # We all got the need # The one who's been waiting Has taken the lead # l'm going on a manhunt # l'm out for the kill # Alex, sit down here a minute. Cecil, this is a nice ass. Soft... Round. Snug... Hey, she likes it! Bimbo! Whore! Fuck off! Night, kids. - Night. - Night, Jake. Hey, Richie, no more jokes about cockroaches, huh? You know, one of these days I want to be like... Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin. - Until that day comes... - You'll just steal all their material. - Hey, Alex. - Let me go. - What are you doing? - Nothing to fight about. - We're going to Cecil's. - Let me go! Drink a little wine. Do a little weed. You and me. How about Cecil? You like Cecil? - Get off of me! - All three of us, real friendly. Why don't you leave her the fuck alone! The comedian is going to be a hero! Cecil, what the fuck is wrong with you? Let her go, Johnny. What are you doing here, Nick? Slumming? This ain't your neighbourhood no more. I didn't mean nothing. I just got pissed off. - Send me a bill, kid. - Let me see. - Is it bleeding? Oh, Jesus! - Yeah. Come on. Here's your hat. - Are you OK? - Yeah. - Are you sure? - l'm OK. lt'll look good on stage. - lt's going to be fine. - Are you sure? - Sure you're going to be OK? - Yeah, fine. Listen, what can I say? Thanks a lot. l'll give you a lift home. lt's OK. l've got a ride. Thanks anyway. - What's his name? - Grunt. - Grunt? - Yeah. I can see that I don't have to worry about you. What was he before he became a dog? Well, he gets upset when people he doesn't know follow me home. Come on, Grant. This is the man that feeds you. Tell you what... Tell him l'll bring him a doggy bag if you'll have dinner with me. Nick, I told you I don't think it's a good idea to go out with the boss. OK. Have it your way. You're fired. l'll pick you up tomorrow at eight. How long does this thing last? lt's cold in here. - How's the nose? - lt's broken. Broke mine three times. It was big in the '50s, wasn't it? Busting noses? '60s. Think she can beat her? 'Miss Szabo.' You're going to do great. # Gloria # You're always on the run now # ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Сорок первый на английском - текст Про Федота-стрельца, удалого молодца на английском - текст Хроники мутантов на английском - текст Похищение "Савои" на английском - текст Полицейский из Беверли-Хиллз III на английском |