your new best friends. I hope you kept your flags hidden, because the person whose flag matches yours will be your date for the evening, OK? The moment's come, so let's unfurl our flags, let's wave them up in the air. There we go. Wave 'em, wave 'em. There we go. This is how it works. You take your flag, stick it in the lovely hole, right on top of your hat, that's right. Just like that. Then, when I blow the whistle, you run, find your partner, fall in love and have babies. Yes, it's that easy. Get ready. And... Stacy, I see my guy. He's gorgeous. Ecuador! Ecuador! Ecuador! Hello, I'm Matthew. Melissa. - So... - So... You know what I'm noticing? How significant the first encounter is. Every word forms an irreversible impression. Yeah. You look really good in that hat. Let's talk. - What's your name again? - Melissa. Excuse me. Hi, could you do me a little, tiny favour? The guy I got matched up with, I know him already. I was hoping to meet someone new. Would you mind trading with me? I think we should just stick to the rules. Nobody is even gonna know about this. And this guy is so worth it. - What's he like? - Total fox, way cool. You gotta meet him. You'll drop dead. - I don't think so. - Please? As a personal little favour for me. I'm telling you, you're gonna be thanking me. - OK. - Great. You know what Dutch men are like, too. Real handsome... virile, and big. Denmark? Anyone seen Denmark? Hey! Stacy! Holland! Oan you fuckin' believe that? Mm-hm. I can. Oan I ask you a personal question? - Sure. - What do you think of this body? Well, you're real muscular and some women like that. Oh, they do. I mean, this body is meant to be enjoyed by people, you know? I could trash it, but, no, I choose to beautify it like Oentral Park. - Just stay away from it at night. - Oh, come on, baby, be brave. Let's take a carriage ride through the park, huh? - No, thanks, I've already seen it. - No. Not all of it. Not that giant new monument going up, baby, oh. I'm concerned about this penis-size thing. I wanna know how men feel. Is it really such a big deal with you guys? Do you obsess about it? Do you measure it and compare it to the penis next to yours in the men's room? Do you wish for a penis-development cream or machine at the gym? Gary told me they're all the same size when they're erect. So, anyway, like I was saying... I'm driving this rich couple around in my limo, then, get this, Mr Big Bucks waves a couple of twenties in my face, says he wants me to get it on with his wife while he watches, right? You know what I'm talking about, snapper head? Good. Anyway, next thing you know, bada bing, bada bang, the lady climbs over the front seat, hops on the armrest, and starts begging me to rip off her gown. She's getting all hot, naturally, and he is too from all the heavy breathing I hear in the back. He's yelling "Nail her! Nail her!" the guy's having some kind of asthma attack. Turns out he's yelling "Inhaler! Inhaler!" So we gotta do a little detour over to St Vincent's. They get out, I don't see no money, and worst of all, the Vin Man's left with a very frustrated Mr Peabody. I hope that woman is resilient enough to conquer her unfulfilled desires for you. You know, Matthew's a psychologist. I just love therapy. I think everyone should be in therapy. That would be good for me. Actually, I'm here to do research for a book I'm writing on the psychosexual tendencies of pre-menopausal females. Me too. Vinny, look, you don't have to walk me all the way there. Oh, no. No, no, I'm your date, you're my responsibility. Safety. There are a lot of creeps around here, you don't know that. All right, Vinny, thanks. Bye. Hey, that's nice carpet you got in there. Is that new? Vinny, that's it, the date's over. Vinny, look, you've ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Смертельная Схватка на английском - текст Особенности национальной охоты на английском - текст Танец-вспышка на английском - текст Семь стихий на английском - текст Величайшее ограбление поезда на английском |