- What is this, 20 questions? - Sorry! Touchy! Thank you. All right, let's hear it for Enzo and the Native Americans! Beautiful! A piece of spiritual singing at its best. Is everybody havin' a good time? Yeah, beautiful. Before I bring on tonight's headliners, I got a few jokes hidden around somewhere, just cryin' to get out. - Is he kidding? - What did you expect, Sitting Bull? - I thought this was a powwow? - No, it's more like a talent show. 400 years ago, Indians standin' on the East Coast, watchin' those first ships come in. One Indian says to the other "That's our problem." "We don't have any immigration laws." Hello! Anyway, before we had indoor plumbing we did all our celebrating outdoors. Once we got electricity, I rigged up lights to all the outhouses, and became the first Indian to wire ahead for reservations! I'm outta here. So anyway, without any further to-do, let's give a warm welcome to the little lady with bells on her toes: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Marilyn Whirlwind! "My movie." "An... 18-year- old... Indian named Ed lives in a town called Cicely." "Which is in Alaska, with a population of 839." "There's a gas station, barber's shop, Holling's Bar and a general store." "And everyone here gets along pretty well together."This is "Chris In The Morning". The temperature today is a cool 47 degrees, with a high in the low 60s. Enjoy. It won't be long till Cicely breaks out her snow suit and mukluks. Now for the traffic report. Maggie O'Connell just drove down Main Street too fast. Meanwhile, a request from Dr Fleischman, who said it would go with his breakfast. We're wearin' this one out, Doc. Hi, Marilyn. She's here. All right! Finally, O'Connell. It's about time. I'm sorry. I got here as fast as I could. - Bagels? - No, not just bagels. New York bagels. - Onion, cinnamon raisin, pumpernickel. - They say it's the water. You had me do a two-hour turnaround to Anchorage to pick up bagels? They're supposed to be medical supplies! Who said that? I never said that. - What was I supposed to think? - Hey, relax. You've been well paid. It's much appreciated. Go ahead, live a little. Your problem is you don't take time to smell the bread. I smell the bread plenty when I bake it. I don't call out 5,000 miles for takeout. Dr Fleischman's office. Pete Gilliam, line one. Marilyn, we only have one. Pete. How's life in the big city, you lying, miserable, deceitful son of a... No. No, forget it. Absolutely not. I don't care if it's in my contract. I don't know where Bosburg is. Boswell. Excuse me. I'm sure it's lovely, with lovely people. I have patients lined up here. My lawyer says you've gone too far. The spirit of our contract has been violated and... Gilliam. Gilliam! Where's Boswell? Take Highway 90, go past the sawmill. - Go past the suntan parlour... - How long? - Six hours, give or take. - Right. You and me tonight, my truck, Boswell. What do you say? No. I'm going to a powwow. I have to teach a hygiene class. I need an assistant. The powwow's an important part of our tribal life. All right, fine. OK. Thank you. What exactly do you do at a powwow? Talk, eat, hang out. We're talking to Janet Lockerbee down in Los Бngeles. Y'all remember Janet. She grew up here. She's building bombers now at McDonnell Douglas. 'Nuff said. How's it going, Janet? - Chris, hi. - Hi. Where in LA are you callin' from? I'm on my car phone, caught in one bear of a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway. - No kiddin'. Sounds pleasant. - I sure do miss Cicely, Chris. Oh, really? What do you miss most? I don't know. Clean air, I guess, and my dad. Caribou steak. "Chris In The Morning", that dimple on your... Hey, hey, Janet, uh... We miss you too. What can I do for you on this fine Alaskan morning? - Well, it's my dad's birthday today. - Happy birthday, Ray. If you could play some Glen Campbell it would really ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Флэш Гордон на английском - текст Доктор Живаго на английском - текст Токийские сумерки на английском - текст Командир эскадрильи на английском - текст Родня на английском |