interpersonal problems on me, OK? What interpersonal problems? Huh? We didn't have any till you showed up! ...lines for the "Chris in the Morning Show". Who's this? - This is Jewels up on the Kayak River. - Hey, Jewels. How you doin'? Lousy, with a capital Z. Yeah, it's goin' around. What can I do for you, Jewels? I disagree with the last caller. Even if Dr Fleischman is incompetent, that's no reason to ship him to Siberia. Where is everyone? This is such a relief. I expected a room full of feverish freedom fighters. Seriously, where is everyone? What, no one called for an appointment? - They know you can do nothing for them. - OK, you don't have to belabour the point. Let's get Dr Serrano on the phone. He just called. "Sorry, hands are tied by red tape. Gone fishing." Is this a joke? Marilyn, do I smell something? You whipped up a batch of hi-yo-hi-yo, didn't you? Marilyn! Did I not tell you that we could not legally or morally prescribe a treatment with no known value? You didn't prescribe it, I did. How many people did you give it to? Five? Ten? Everyone?! All right, look. Maybe if I knew what was in this tribal remedy of yours I could verify its chemical content. So just tell me what's in it. It smells like animal by-products. - You don't know, or you won't tell me? - I know, but you don't wanna know. One piping-hot chicken soup comin' up. Oh, it doesn't look so appetising. It's the brand they use in Holling's bar. It's a little oily, huh? - Maybe I'll have some later. - OK. Still feelin' logy, huh, babe? It's like my Uncle Lou used to say: If I felt a little worse, I'd be dead, if I felt a little better, it wouldn't be me. This has got to be the most depressing romantic weekend on record. The most depressing part is tomorrow I'm supposed to be on a plane heading home. OK. OK, that's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. - Take off your nightgown. - Oh, honey, I'm not in the mood. Come on. I'm gonna smear some stuff on you. Just a second. - OK, come on. - Ugh! It smells vile! - That's part of its charm. - What is it? That's part of its charm too. Nobody knows. It's called hi-yo something. It's a... It's a homeopathic remedy. One of those mystery compounds the Indians use for all sorts of infections. Oh, yeah. Maggie told me all about this stuff. Sit up. She did? She was wondering why you haven't used organic remedies sooner. You know, if only to lessen the symptoms and get some of your more wacko patients off your back. So now Maggie's got you questioning my medical judgment? Don't you see what she's doing? Don't you see how she's trying to tear us apart? She's like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction - on the surface she's charming and pretty, but underneath she's obsessed and demented. Do you realise that since I have been in Alaska we have not had one conversation that didn't end in an argument over Maggie? I rest my case. See how sneaky she is? - Sorry I brought it up. - Me too. But I've got an idea. In an effort to salvage what little time we have left, let me smear this goo on you, and then I will build us a cosy little fire and we'll snuggle up with a blanket and talk about New York and all the great times we've had over the years, and we'll try not to mention the dreaded M word for the whole weekend, OK? - You've changed, Joey. - No, I haven't. I haven't, I swear. I'm still me and you're still you and we're still us. The only thing different is this place. If we were in Manhattan, we would not be arguing over piffle, or questioning our relationship, or eating chicken soup out of a can, would we? - Probably not. - No, definitely not. We'd be too busy living the life that we've both dreamt about since we were kids. The kind of life... Hold that there for me. The kind of life that'll be so satisfying, so stimulating, that Alaska will become nothing more than a dim memory that will never ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Бетховен 3 на английском - текст Девочки хотят повеселиться на английском - текст Столкновение на английском - текст Паровозик из Ромашково на английском - текст День Сурка на английском |