never took the plunge.
Then we have Elizabeth Taylor and
Mickey Rooney - couldn't get enough of it.
What do we make of this dichotomy?
Well, we're here to wish our friends
a long life filled with happiness.
Shelly Tambo, do you take this man
to be your lawful wedded husband,
- till death do you part?
- Uh-huh.
Holling Vincoeur, do you take this
lovely girl to be your lawful wedded wife,
till death do you part?
Holling?
Holling?
I wonder if I might speak with Shelly
for a moment.
In private.
- What'd you say to him, Fleischman?
- Nothing!
The plot thickens.
You promised! You crossed your heart
and you hoped to die!
I know I did, but if you could
just let me say what I have to say.
OK, fine. What do you have to say?
It's no secret that I'm not very good
at expressin' myself in words.
But...
there was a moment, when friends were
smilin' at us and Maurice was warblin'
and you looked at me and...
we became one.
And I can tell you this.
You are the most beautiful thing
that has ever happened to me.
And I will love you, Shelly.
And cherish you.
And protect you and our little pup
till death do us part.
No matter who goes first.
But... don't make me do this.
Do we still get to keep the presents?
Yeah.
That was the most beautiful
non-ceremony I ever saw.
She's almost as tall as he is.
- What are we gonna do with all the rice?
- Make a pudding.
I know two years is a long time, but with
time off for good behaviour, who knows?
- Maybe...
- Fleischman?
Maurice! Just the man I wanna see.
Elaine, honey? Maurice just walked in.
No, that's Holling.
Maurice is the one I'm in on the deal with.
You remember. He's the one who
tried to blow my head off with a shotgun.
Right. Right.
Let me get the latest lowdown.
I'll call you right back, OK?
OK, me too.
So, why aren't you down at Holling's,
celebrating with everybody?
I was until Chris started doing
his Ozzy Osbourne impersonation.
Let me ask you somethin', Joel.
Do you think Shelly cared for my singing?
Yeah, I think everyone did, Maurice.
- What's the latest on the Japanese?
- They passed.
- They what?!
- They passed.
- These things happen, son.
- They happen?
That's the sum total of sushi and sake
and soaking wet golf?!
What can I tell you? You don't wanna get
mixed up with the likes of them anyway.
"The likes of them"?
What exactly was their likes?
Well, let me put it this way.
If you cross those guys,
you sleep with the sushi.
- Oh, hello, Maurice.
- Hi, Ed.
- Should I get lost?
- No, no. I'm just leavin' anyway.
Maurice, I just wanna tell you I'm real
sorry you didn't get the girl in the end.
I was pulling for you.
Thanks, Ed.
The memory of that little gal walkin' down
that runway at that beauty contest,
wearin' that bathing suit
with that tiara on her head...
That's somethin' nobody'll ever be able
to take away from me.
- Are you all right, Dr Fleischman?
- What do you want, Ed?
- The golf course is beginning to smell.
- Why?
With the rain, and no drainage system,
it's beginning to mildew.
But I guess we can
figure something out tomorrow.
Well, good night, Dr Fleischman.
This is Elaine. I'm not here right now, but
if you leave a message I'll get back to you.This is "Chris in the Morning".
Special days call for special songs.
This one's for you, Doc.
Who put the bomp
in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
Who put the ram
in the ram-a- lam-a-ding-dong?
Who put the bop
in the bop- she-bop- she-bop?
Who put the dip
in the dip-di-dip-di-dip?
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me
Yeah
When my baby heard
"Bomp a-ba-bomp a-bomp
a- bomp-bomp"
Every word went right into her heart
And when she heard them singing
"Ram-a- lam a- lam-a- lam-a- lam
a- ding-dong"
She said we'd never have to part
So who put the bomp
in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp...
After you've been in a place
for a while, everything starts to look...
I won't say better-
there's no