re from Kenyon College.
Dr Sanderson was a major benefactor.
Dr Sanderson?
Soapy was a professor at Kenyon. He had
doctorates in theology and mythology.
He's a legend at Kenyon.
Someone named "Soapy"
has two doctorates?
First we need
a pan on the walls.
And then we need to zoom in on
the moose head.
- You knew that Soapy was a professor?
- Everybody knew.
- I didn't.
- You never asked.
So, what? Is Holling a former
secretary of state? Is Ed with the CIA?
What else have I missed cos I haven't
thought to ask? What? What's so funny?
You, Fleischman.
OK.
Go in close on the lids.
- Do those lids work?
- Not any more.
OK. Good.
Cut! All right, make sure
you get the goat's foot ashtray.
Excuse me. This is all very interesting.
Do you mind if I watch?
We're cool.
Uh-huh.
What?
For two bedrooms, no doorman?
No. No. Give me a break.
Yeah, it's open.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I hope you haven't eaten yet.
- Um, no.
Great. I brought
a celebratory dinner.
- What are we celebrating?
- The nature preserve.
Joey?
- Don't tell me you've changed your mind.
- No, not at all.
Listen, honey, I gotta run.
We can do better.
- Yeah. We'll talk later. OK.
- Bye-bye.
I was thinking we could name it
the Hundred Acre Wood,
after Winnie-the-Pooh.
You probably think that's silly.
- What's silly?
- Hundred Acre Wood, Winnie-the-Pooh.
No. I always liked Eeyore. Yeah.
Christopher Robin was
one of my role models as a kid.
Well, you look...
What?
Nothing.
You clean up very nicely.
- Can I take over your kitchen?
- By all means.
I brought the wine Soapy left us.
I don't remember anything I used to know
about wine. Is this any good?
Not bad.
It's a Lafitte-Rothschild 1975.
Yeah, it's one of
the outstanding vintages of all time.
For French wine, anyway.
It was a very warm autumn.
See, I don't usually drink, but...
I get stupid too fast, but... I always make
an exception for a $200 bottle of wine.
- How come you know about wine?
- To impress the other doctors.
Wow!
Two glasses of this and you may see me
in an entirely new light. I mean...
You know what I mean.
That's finito on the vino.
You were right
about this wine.
Yeah.
Well, law of averages.
I owe you an apology.
I mean, I don't always see you
as this huge physical impediment.
It's just that
you come off as this...
arrogant, insensitive egomaniac,
who's never had a thought
about another person in his life.
So I apologise for never considering there
might be another side to your personality.
You have nice hands.
I never noticed that.
Doctors tend to pamper
their hands.
What else have I missed?
Well, I don't know,
but, Maggie, look, um...
I am... I am...
First of all, I'm glad that
you're happy about the nature thing.
And it's very nice that you're willing
to consider the possibility
that I may not be
the worst person that ever lived,
but I'm starting
to think that maybe, um...
maybe there's something
I should clear the air about.
What?
Even though there's this other side to me,
right - the side that you like -
there's a lot
in the middle, too.
What do you mean?
I mean that, well, um...
a person's only human.
A person, uh...
A person can make an error in judgement.
They can misplace their loyalties. Uh...
You know what it is?
They can... A person...
A person can take a wrong turn
in an impetuous moment.
- OK. I get it.
- You do?
Yeah.
You think I'm coming on to you.
Well, I'm not.
And even if I were,
it's... the wine.
- I'm leaving now.
- No, no, wait, wait. Wait.
I don't think you understand
what I'm saying.
I was trying to clear something up
about the land.
What I was saying was,
I wasn't trying to accuse you of anything.
- No?
- No.
Oh.
But, just for the record,
what exactly just happened?
Well, I-I-I guess
I was hitting on you.
You were coming on to me
and... I stopped you?
Well... yes.
Maybe.
So you're saying,
if I hadn't done whatever it is that I did...
- You'