from Chicago. His name was Bob Young. And Bob Young loved to catch the salmon. He fished with other guides, but every year he came back to me because we always caught the most salmon. "What is it, Anku? Why do we catch so many fish?" He would ask me again and again. Finally I tell him. "Bob Young", I said to him, "it is because I think like a fish." When we were out in the river, I dream like a salmon in deep water. So you think like a fish to catch a fish? Yes. And you think like a sauna to fix the sauna. That's a joke, right? No joke. Oh, my God! Argh! - Dr Fleischman! - Hi, Ed. You look tired. Well, I was up all night trying to think like a shower. Maybe you should start with something easier. Like a sink or faucet. What can I do for you, Ed? - What do you think about my uncle? - He's an interesting guy. - A little eccentric, but... - No, I mean, what's wrong with him? How should I know? We took a schvitz. Ed, I'm a physician, not a mind reader. I can't think like a patient to figure out what's wrong with him. He's gotta come in and see me. OK? Please, don't do this northern brooding thing. I can't stand Bergman films. Your aunt says he has blood in his urine. Do you realise how serious that is? Blood in his urine is a serious thing but he says he's fine. He won't come in. There's nothing I can do. I don't care what you do, you get him to come in and see me. What? - What? - He won't come in. You gotta make him. I know he's a cagey old guy but just trick him. Do whatever you can do, OK? All right? OK? What, Ed? What? What do you want me to do? Can you try again? - What, Oklahoma? Carousel? - Kiss Me Kate. sides one and two. Well, well, well. Look what the plane dropped in. OK, fine. My knee went out on me. Oh, really? Not too painful, I hope. I have a trick knee. I've had it for years and last night it went out on me. OK, let's have a look. Is that tender? Uh, no. Yes! This is making me uncomfortable. Relax. There is no reason to feel uncomfortable. I am a doctor and you are my patient. Does that hurt? No, that feels good. I meant it doesn't hurt. How'd it go out on you? Rick and I were dancing and I guess I just zigged when I should have zagged. - Guess you guys weren't waltzing, huh? - No, 'fraid not. - Pretty stupid of you. - Excuse me? Well, dancing, trick knee. Doesn't sound like a rocket scientist to me. Who am I to criticise? I can't even fix a toilet. What were the words again? It was an addict... No, no... A junkie, a helplessness junkie. OK. - Had your fun? - Fun? You had to say it. So you've said it. So just give me a prescription and I'll be on my way. Oh, drugs. Hey, no problem. Though it doesn't go with the image of the Amelia Earhart I've come to know and love. To hell with you, Fleischman. You do check the gas gauge before you go up? Drop dead. Four more black people died today in a South African mining town... Dan looks rather tired, don't you think? Yeah, he does. I think he's been working too hard. But I'm a one-anchor man. - Feel like a sauna? - No, thanks, Anku. This is a house call. Look, blood in your urine is a serious thing. - You think I don't know that? - No, I know you do. Dr Fleischman, everything's under control. It's just a little prostate cancer. What's led you to that conclusion? I had a dream. I read a couple of tea leaves. Tea leaves? And I saw a specialist in Anchorage when I went to pick up the chicken. Gotcha. You'll have to get your prostate removed. It is not going to fix itself up. So you say. The spirit has as big a role in our wellness and sickness as our mind and body does. Do you know how to dance? To...? Uh, yeah, I guess. A little. I mean, not really. Why? Dr Fleischman, I always found dancing to be the best remedy. Let me show you what I mean. Here. Watch me. Now you try. Uh, thanks, but I have two left feet and my right ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст А вдруг получится! на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 7 на английском - текст Кин-Дза-Дза на английском - текст Чёрная Акула на английском - текст Листопад на английском |