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Сайнфельд - Сезоны 01-09

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Puddy’s.
I should call him. I need those gloves.
No, I better not. I’ll call.
Oh, look at that! There are the gloves.
I was just about to call.
There they are. That’s funny.
That’s really funny.
That’s really really funny.
You know who loves
funny stories, David Puddy.
Well, Play Now is through playing.
They turned the heat
way up in my office.
They tried to sweat me out.
Do you have to write
all this stuff down.
Well, Mr. Kramer is in a meeting with
Mr. Lohmase and he didn’t
want to miss anything.
So, how hot did it get?
I don’t know, 120, 130...
Then they sent some guys
to sandblast for 6 hours.
Tomorrow they are putting
in asbestos.
I guess you can take anything,
but actual work.
Bring it on!
Hello-o-o-o Kramer!
Wel-l-l-c-o-m-e!
Sorry I couldn’t get out of there,
what did I miss?
Well, after ordering, Mr. Seinfeld
and Mr. Costanza
debated on whether or not iron
man wore some sort under garment
between his skin and his iron suit...
Uh huh...
And I still say he’s
naked under there!
Oh that makes a lot of sense.
Oh, shut up!
...Then Mr. Seinfeld went
to the restroom,
at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice
out of Mr. Seinfeld’s
drink with his bare hands
using it to wash up  then Mr. Costanza
remarked to me, "This never happened."
What’s so funny?
Oh, nothing.
What are you laughing about?
Tell me.
Oh all right, this is really dumb,
really stupid.
We’ve been doing this silly,
dumb voice.
So is it fun humiliating me?
No, it’s not you.
It’s your stomach, he’s taking with
this funny, booming, jovial voice.
Hello-o-o-o.
So you think I’m fat?
No it’s...
Mr. Kramer says, "hey buddy!"
Hey, we’re kind of in the middle
of something here.
Would you mind coming
back later?
Oh yeah sure, sure. Should we set
something up now?
GET OUT!
I’m leaving too.
No body said you’re fat. He’s a loving
character, like the Kool-ade guy.
He is fat!
No, he’s just a little bloated.
Good-bye!
It’s mostly water weight.
Boysenberry, the kid is still learning.
Mr. Kramer...Dean, my internship
is on line two,
she wants to set up a meeting.
Yeah, well nothing before noon.
Line two?
Yeah, your phone is line one.
Oh...
So the gloves were right by
the phone. That is pretty funny.
See, this is what Jerry’s
doesn’t understand.
We can see each other.
We can see each other every day,
but it doesn’t mean we
are back together.
I mean I love just seeing you
and having sex
Not having to do all that...
you know...work.
Well, either way...
All that calling you,
and buying you stuff...
David...
Caring about how everyone at work
isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal.
Alright that’s it!
We’re back together!
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Look Elaine, be reasonable.
Get those clothes off.
You’re going to spend the night
and we’re going to cuddle.
What?
You heard me. Strip!
Alright......OK....
Hello Margery, George Costanza.
How are you sweet heart?
Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo
a message for me? ...
Yes. If he needs me, tell him
I’M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.
Dean Jones, you wanting
to talk to me?
I’ve been reviewing Darren’s
internship journal. Doing laundry...
...Yeah.
...Mending chicken wire, hi-tea
with a Mr. Newman.
I know it sounds pretty glamorous,
but it’s business as usual
at Kramerica.
As far as I can tell your entire enterprise
is more than a solitary man
with a messy apartment which
may or may not contain a chicken.
And with Darren’s help,
we’ll get that chicken.
I’m sorry, but we can’t allow
Darren to continue working with you.
Well, I have to say this seems
capricious and arbitrary.
You fly is open.
So you’re sure you’re not still
angry about last night?
No, I’m fine.
Just as long as you don’t ever
do that voice again.
Never?
Never.
What about if you’re not around?
No!
So I have to choose between
seeing you and doing the voice?
That’s right.
I can do that.
So what’s your decision?
I don’t know.
Jerry...HI.
Hello-o-o-o. La-la
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