Louis? Yes, I do. The airlines are faster, and you get a free meal. If I wanted jokes, I'd watch you take a leak. Don't just stand there like a slab of meat with mittens. What are you doing? I almost crushed your head like a melon. Del? Move your car! Just a minute, OK? Get outta here! What is your problem? You insensitive asshole. There's an injured man down on the street. Now, I'll move my car, but you help him up. No! My pleasure. Ohh... I had a feeling that when we parted ways, somehow, someday, our paths would cross again. Are you all right? I've never seen anyone get lifted by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that cop came when he did. Otherwise, you'd be lifting your schnutz to tie your shoes. I'm sorry. That's terrible. You know, I'm glad I didn't kill you. I'd be glad if you had. Oh, you don't mean that. Remember what I said? Go with the flow. How can I when the rental car agency leaves me keys to a car that isn't there, then I find out they don't have any more cars? I got a car, no sweat at all. Well, Del, you're a charmed man. Nope. Oh, I know. You just go with the flow. Like a twig on the shoulders of a mighty stream. » Pulled out of Pittsburgh « » Rollin' down the eastern seaboard « » I got my diesel wound up « » She's runnin' like never before « » There's a speed zone ahead, all right « » I ain't seen a cop all night « » Six days on the road « » And I'm gonna make it home tonight... « Would you please stop doing that with the seat? Once you screw with these, you never get comfortable. Quit screwing with it. I'm getting comfortable. Do you have a bad back? Well, I do, and there's only a couple good positions. You're going to break it. Ahh. Done. Ah, lovely. Lovely, lovely. Oh, damn it. What now? I can't reach my feet to get my shoes off. That's fine. Leave your shoes on. I can't relax that way. I don't care to breathe your foot odor. It must be swell being so perfect and odor-free. Things about you bother me, but I'm decent enough not to bring them up. What about me bothers you? There's lots of things. Name one. You want me to name one? Fine, um... you play with your balls a lot. I do not play with my balls. Larry Bird doesn't handle the ball as much as you do. You trying to start a fight? I'm simply stating a fact. You fidget with your nuts. Know what make me happy? Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers? Oh, that's humor. Oh, that's real humor. I'd be happy if you rested your mouth. My pleasure. I'd like a little silence. No problem. Thank you. You're welcome. You broke the seat. You broke the goddamn seat. I don't believe it. It wasn't broken when I got out. You broke it. It's impossible to break them. Impossible? You want to drive? No. Why did you do this? I won't be held responsible for faulty engineering. This is comfortable. This is really comfortable. I don't want to argue. Let's not fight. All right, all right. Then I'm going to sleep. All right. I'm putting my wallet in the glove compartment. Don't let me forget it. All right. » Ah, you can talk about the pit « » Barbecue « » The band was jumpin' « » The people, too mess around « » They doin' the mess around « » They doin' the mess around « » Everybody doin' the mess around « »Now-ow, when I say stop, don't you move a peg « » When I say go « » Just shake your leg and do the mess around « » I said do the mess around « » Now let me have it there, boys « » Now you got it, boys « » Yeah « » Go on and mess around « » Now this band's gonna play from 9:00 to 1:00 « » Everybody here's gonna have some fun « » Doin' the mess around « » They're doin' the mess around « » Everybody do the mess around « That was Ray Charles Doin' The Mess Around. Weather's beginning to clear up. Hope you're Enjoying your evening. It's almost half past the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Аты-баты, шли солдаты... на английском - текст Сайнфельд - Сезоны 01-09 на английском - текст Легенда о Сурамской крепости на английском - текст Иллюзия полета на английском - текст Страх и трепет на английском |