Oh, yeah. Wow! I mean, that was close. We can laugh about it now. We're all right. The whole, uh... Maybe we should just get my stuff off the road, huh? What do you think? Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea. Oh, my back! Ohh! God. Ohh! Ohh! Come on. Here we go. Thanks. Oh. Set it down for a second. Whew. What a night. [Fire Igniting] [Glass Breaking] What? What? You finally did it to yourself. Huh? I mean, good luck turning the car in. They'll be happy as pigs in shit to see you. How could you rent the thing anyway without a credit card? You couldn't. How could you do it? I gave this gal behind the counter a set of shower curtain rings. You can't rent a car with shower curtain rings. Well, uh... somehow your, uh... diner's club card wound up in my wallet, and I, uh, just... You stole it! Not exactly. You stole my card! I didn't. You stole my card, rented a car, then burned it up! I found it in my wallet! I thought you put it there. Why would I do that? Kindness? Kindness? Kindness? You stole it! He stole it! No, I didn't. I was going to send it back to you with whatever the rental car charge was, plus interest. You didn't give me your address. What could I do? You just ditched me. I had no money, no cards, nothing. Give it back! I can't! Why not? Because! Because why? When we stopped to gas up, I put the card back in your wallet. [Glass Breaking] Ohh. Are you mad at me? Ohh! Ohh! You know, you could've killed me, slugging me in the gut when I wasn't ready. That's how Houdini died. Ow. Ah! One good thing about it... with all this fresh air, we'll sleep like babies. Neal? Hey, hey, Neal, Wait up. I need one room. If you're pissed at me, we can get separate rooms. Get your own room. I'll need a major credit card. All right. All right. I have, uh... Diner's... Visa... and a gasoline card. Uh... these aren't, uh, credit cards. All right, I'll pay cash. Cash. $42.50. How about... $ 17? I can't do that. Please. Have mercy. I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday. I can vouch for that. I don't... I don't... I don't own the place. $ 17 and a hell of a nice watch. Ouch. Um, would you like a room? I got a slight problem here. I don't have the $42.50. You have $ 17 and a good watch? No, I don't. I have, uh... I have $2.00 and, uh... and a Casio. Mmm. I'm going to have to say good night, so... Well, Marie, once again, my dear, you were as right as rain. I am, without a doubt, the biggest pain in the butt that ever came down the pike. I meet someone whose company I really enjoy, and what do I do? I go overboard. I smother the poor soul. I cause him more trouble than he has a right to. God, I got a big mouth. Ohh. When am I ever going to wake up? I wish you were here with me right now. But I guess... that's not going to happen. Not now, anyway. What did I do to get hooked up with this guy? You're going to freeze to death out there. How's your drink? Good. Go for another one? Where you been? You been to Italy? You had amaretto? I have amaretto, and this is a gin. Is there a tequila there? Ahem. A little Mexican trip. Tequila? Here you go. Coming up. Is this a good combo or what? No, probably not. Me, I'm going back to, uh, Jamaica. Jamaica, man. Go to Jamaica. Have some rum, man. Dig it. Iree, iree, man. Oh, shit. You know, when I'm dead and buried, all I'll have to prove I was here was some shower curtain rings that didn't fall down. Great legacy, huh? At the very least, at the absolute minimum, you've got a woman you love to grow old with, right? You love her, don't you? Love is not a big enough word. It's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife. To the wives. To the wives. Wow. Well, let me just close this conversation by saying you are one unique individual. What is unique? Uh... latin for asshole? Grab ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Кавказская пленница, или Новые приключения Шурика на английском - текст Александр Невский на английском - текст 102 далматинца на английском - текст Семнадцать мгновений весны на английском - текст Слава на английском |