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Oh, yeah.
Wow!
I mean,
that was close.
We can laugh about it now.
We're all right.
The whole, uh...
Maybe we should just get my stuff
off the road, huh?
What do you think? Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Oh, my back!
Ohh!
God.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Come on.
Here we go.
Thanks.
Oh. Set it down
for a second.
Whew. What a night.
[Fire Igniting]
[Glass Breaking]
What?
What?
You finally did it
to yourself.
Huh?
I mean, good luck
turning the car in.
They'll be happy as pigs in shit
to see you.
How could you
rent the thing anyway
without a credit card?
You couldn't.
How could you do it?
I gave this gal
behind the counter
a set of
shower curtain rings.
You can't rent a car
with shower curtain rings.
Well, uh...
somehow your, uh...
diner's club card
wound up in my wallet,
and I, uh, just...
You stole it!
Not exactly.
You stole my card!
I didn't.
You stole my card, rented a car,
then burned it up!
I found it
in my wallet!
I thought you
put it there.
Why would I do that?
Kindness?
Kindness?
Kindness?
You stole it!
He stole it!
No, I didn't.
I was going to send it back to you
with whatever the rental car
charge was, plus interest.
You didn't give me your address.
What could I do?
You just ditched me.
I had no money,
no cards, nothing.
Give it back!
I can't!
Why not?
Because!
Because why?
When we stopped
to gas up,
I put the card back
in your wallet.
[Glass Breaking]
Ohh.
Are you mad at me?
Ohh!
Ohh!
You know,
you could've killed me,
slugging me in the gut
when I wasn't ready.
That's how Houdini died.
Ow. Ah!
One good thing about it...
with all this fresh air,
we'll sleep like babies.
Neal? Hey, hey, Neal,
Wait up.
I need one room.
If you're pissed at me,
we can get separate rooms.
Get your own room.
I'll need
a major credit card.
All right.
All right.
I have, uh...
Diner's...
Visa...
and a gasoline card.
Uh...
these aren't, uh,
credit cards.
All right,
I'll pay cash. Cash.
$42.50.
How about... $ 17?
I can't do that.
Please.
Have mercy.
I've been wearing
the same underwear
since Tuesday.
I can vouch for that.
I don't... I don't...
I don't own the place.
$ 17 and a hell of a nice watch.
Ouch.
Um, would you
like a room?
I got a slight problem here.
I don't have the $42.50.
You have $ 17
and a good watch?
No, I don't.
I have, uh...
I have $2.00
and, uh...
and a Casio.
Mmm.
I'm going to have to say
good night, so...
Well, Marie,
once again, my dear,
you were as right as rain.
I am, without a doubt,
the biggest pain in the butt
that ever came down the pike.
I meet someone whose
company I really enjoy,
and what do I do?
I go overboard.
I smother the poor soul.
I cause him more trouble
than he has a right to.
God, I got a big mouth.
Ohh.
When am I ever
going to wake up?
I wish you were here
with me right now.
But I guess...
that's not
going to happen.
Not now, anyway.
What did I do
to get hooked up
with this guy?
You're going to
freeze to death out there.
How's your drink?
Good.
Go for another one?
Where you been?
You been to Italy?
You had amaretto?
I have amaretto,
and this is a gin.
Is there a tequila there?
Ahem. A little Mexican trip.
Tequila?
Here you go.
Coming up.
Is this a good combo or what?
No, probably not.
Me, I'm going
back to, uh, Jamaica.
Jamaica, man.
Go to Jamaica.
Have some rum, man.
Dig it.
Iree, iree, man.
Oh, shit.
You know,
when I'm dead and buried,
all I'll have
to prove I was here
was some shower curtain rings
that didn't fall down.
Great legacy, huh?
At the very least,
at the absolute minimum,
you've got a woman
you love
to grow old with, right?
You love her, don't you?
Love is not a big enough word.
It's not a big enough word
for how I feel
about my wife.
To the wives.
To the wives.
Wow.
Well, let me just
close this conversation
by saying you are
one unique individual.
What is unique?
Uh... latin for asshole?
Grab
Самолётом, поездом и автомобилем Самолётом, поездом и автомобилем

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