move.
Did you know we've had to move
four times in as many years?
Oh, all that moving must be
very hard on you, Hans.
Indeed.
And tomorrow...
Tomorrow we must all go
to the university...
to discuss yet another transfer.
No. And we're just
getting to know you.
That's a shame.
Isn't that a shame, honey?
That's a shame.
Says who?
And I was just remarking...
to Hans... today...
how nice it would be...
to meet all
of our new neighbours...
and here you are.
- Actually, we're not all here.
- Oh?
Walter, the old man next door.
We don't know where the hell he is.
Oh, God! Jesus Christ!
Sorry! Sorry! Ow!
Terrible thing,
the plight of the elderly.
We were just remarking
the other day...
about how an old guy like that...
could just drop off
the face of the Earth without a sign.
Vanish. No one ever see him again.
No trace. Nothing.
Right, Ray? Yesterday, wasn't it?
We werejust talking
about it yesterday.
I bet you were.
Why don't wejust cut all this
polite crap, all right?
What's the weird goddam noise
you got comin' outta here all the time?
Uh, I think we should go...
What have you got
in the cellar, Herr Klopek?
- Mark!
- Ray.
Come on. Tell him what you saw.
Tell him.
I have to use your bathroom.
Ray, remember night before last?
- You said they were digging.
- Don't open that!
- Ray!
Oh! Oh!
You keep a horse
in the basement?
- Is it a burglar?
- No, it's Art.
Another neighbour?
A fat one.
Go on, you mangy mutt!
I'm sorry if Landru frightened you.
- His size tends to overwhelm people.
- Oh, no, no.
We've imposed on you enough for one
evening. It's been lovely meeting you.
- See you, Doc. Later, Reub.
- Bye, Hans.
Yes, Doctor.
It's been real.
- Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.
Let's do this again sometime...
real soon.
- We'll see ourselves to the door. Honey?
- Goodnight.
 Okay, I admit it.
They're slightly eccentric.
"Slightly eccentric"? Carol...
- But that doesn't mean...
- Come on!
- They chopped Walter into little pieces!
- These people are clearly psychos!
Ray, what do you think?
Yeah, what do you think?
Right.
Been awfully quiet, Ray.
Maybe we could have
a little participation here.
I think they're clean.
I think Bonnie and Carol are right.
- See?
- That's great, Ray.
Just pull open the door,
pull the rip cord and bail out on us.
That's rich, considering you're
the one who started this whole thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who started it, tuna neck?
- "Tuna neck"?
- You instigated this whole damn thing!
You know who instigated this? Your boy
watching people dig in the backyard!
- You leave my...
- Honey, would you
and Bonnie excuse us?
I think I should have a talk with
the boys in the den for a few minutes.
- Okay.
- Oh.
It's good to see you've
come to your senses, sweetie.
Just a minute or two.
So, what's the deal, Ray?
Are you siding with the chicks
against us? Is that it?
Yeah, are you totally
pussy-whipped or what?
Just take your balls
out of your wife's purse.
Make a stand for one time in your life.
Hey, Ray, come on.
- It's just a figure of speech.
- It's a joke. He's kiddin' around.
Oh, it's Walter's rug.
You got an old guy's wig.
Big deal.
You've had that
in your trousers all day?
After you found this
in Walter's house yesterday...
I slipped it back in
through the mail slot.
- Yeah?
- Where did you get it this time?
Klopeks?
Wow.
After the dog came up
out of the basement.
I found it wedged between
a bunch of magazines...
all of which
were addressed to Walter.
Then that means that...
Klopeks went back
inside Walter's house...
and got the hair.
What do we do now, soldier?
You heard them say
they were going away tomorrow.
Yeah.
As soon as that car leaves
in the morning...
I'm going over the fence and I'm not