be spared... to find this brave man and bring him home. We`vejust received this photograph of Schumann... held by a dissident group of Albanian terrorists. I don`t know how many of you know Morse code... but could you bring the camera closer? You`ll see his sweater is worn. It has been unraveled in places. Those places form dashes and dots... and those dots spell out a message in Morse code. That message is, ``Courage, Mom.`` He got the message through. Not bad for government work. Having a good time? Haven`t had this much fun since Iive TV. To the men and women of Unit 303... to my fellow citizens, I say, ``Courage, Mom.`` I have informed Albania that we will not rest... until the safe return of Sergeant Schumann. I`m told his unit mates gave him the nickname ``Old Shoe.`` Wasn`t there a foIk song caIIed ``OId Shoe?`` Do you remember that? Something Iike... I don`t know. I can vagueIy remember it. Do you know what I`m taIking about? Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Good night and God bless. Trump that, Senator NeaI, you Howdy-Doody-Iooking vontz. As we reported earlier, U.S. Serviceman Willie Schumann... remains missing behind enemy lines... It`s aII thinking ahead. That`s what producing is. It`s Iike being a pIumber. Do your job right, nobody shouId notice. When you fuck up, everything gets fuII of shit. ...symbol of the military team... Sergeant William Schumann, the ``Old Shoe.`` Let`s Iine up the president for the Peace Prize. Our job ends on eIection day. Come on. Just for the symmetry of the thing? That`s right. If Kissinger can win the Peace Prize... I wouIdn`t be surprised if I`d won the Preakness. But our guy did bring peace. But there wasn`t a war. AII the greater accompIishment. Where`s the money-- where`s the tie-in with throwing away shoes? Who pays you for that? You throw away shoes. What are you gonna do? Buy new ones. We have some powerfuI new friends... at the InternationaI Association of Shoe Manufacturers. You guys sure get around. Fad King is my hero. Want to go first? Sure. Attaboy. History, Connie. Those are ratty shoes. That`s why we`re fIinging them away. You want to try some? Go ahead. Attaboy. Do it again. Go ahead. Have a baII. Watch this. Go on, teII your friends. This is interesting. I havejust been handed this. Something just discovered. A 1930s recording, part of the folk song collection... Of the Library of Congress... and a fitting song, if I may say so, about Shoe. Schumann is the military soldier... who`s been left behind enemy lines... Jim, can I get a word with you? Would you like to comment on Albania? There is one thing I`d like to say. This is to the Albanians that have this man. I mean this from the bottom of my heart as one of your race. I didn`t know Jim BeIushi was AIbanian. The search for Willie Schumann continues... As soon as we Iand, I want a refIexoIogist. MaIe or femaIe? The White House wants to know about... the CongressionaI MedaI of Honor. -What about it? -For Schumann. Wait a minute. We got 86% in favor. We bring him back tomorrow, charts don`t go down. I don`t want to teII them how to do their business... but why don`t they do it after the eIection? Makes more sense, and it`II heIp them more. When are you bringing him back? King, show him the thing. -It`s not done yet. -Show it to him. TaIk about enIarging the market. TeII him. Here it is. Artist`s rendering of the memoriaI. The memoriaI? That`s the memoriaI of the faIIen. Of the AIbanian campaign. -LoveIy. -It`s better than IoveIy. This guy made a deaI with Governor Kneehigh-- Senator Leahy. You shouId see the granite you have to put in this thing. Got a site picked out and everything. The beauty part is... guess who retains the merchandising rights. Show him the cIock? Got it as a cIock. LoveIy. -Let`s go. -When`s Schumann coming back? Getting ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Один дома 4 на английском - текст Чёрная Акула на английском - текст Окраина на английском - текст Даурия / Dauria на английском - текст В синем море, белой пене... на английском |