Don't forget Fad King. We don't need an Act Two? We just have to hold their interest for 11 days. It's a teaser. Absolutely right. Grace. Teaser. They're getting a good reaction on the Albanian thing. Hello, John, you two-bit redneck shitkicker. How the heck are you? Get out. He's got a new wife. He's riding in a pickup truck with a shotgun and a dog. We need you here yesterday. All right? Get your ass out here. The president wonders about the possible Albanian backlash. You can't have a war without an enemy. We could, but it would be dull. How long do we need him? We're done in 11 days. Eleven days. We need you. You want to write a song for us? Is there gonna be a back end? Is there a back end? Back end? Percentage points, money. Count on it. Where is the back end coming from? It's like that yellow ribbon thing. The hostages. They tied the yellow ribbons around everything. But that was a naturally occurring... That was a put-up job? I want you to get Johnny a ticket. Fad King on two. He's riding in a pickup truck with a shotgun and a dog. Are you shitting me? King, got a thing here, product placement. Of course there's a back end. - It can't be a ribbon. - What's wrong with a ribbon? AIDS has the yellow ribbon thing. Fuck ribbons. Canada. Our neighbor to the north... all of a sudden transformed into that place from whence... like the north wind, terror comes. I like that. Keep talking. What guards us against Canada? I guard the Canadian border. Mounties guard the border. Mountie hats. Stupid fucking hats. Davy Crockett had a hat. You could crush them and put them in your pocket. You can't put a mountie hat in your pocket. You see this? This is what producing is. You put me in a room with talent... electric. I'm thinking armbands. - Armbands is good. - I'm thinking green. Last year, the number one color in new cars was green. - People like green. - Hunter. Hunter green. Strong, pride, dignity. Not Kelly green. I like it with a hat. - Maybe. - You see that? Sit on my lap if you love me... but don't put your hand down there. I didn't mean... We'll take a short nap. I thought you should see it. It shouldn't be a song. I'm glad that your mama's not here. Don't do a song about it. I thought it was funny. Sit on my lap... I don't think it's appropriate for what we're doing. I just meant for you to see it. I guard the Canadian border. The president spent the weekend pressing the flesh. He wasn't campaigning. He was dating, actually. Change this. Thank you. Behind the mention of Albania, of his stomach flu... taking refuge these scant days away from the election. Young girl in rubble. She was driven from her home by Albanian terrorists. It is her we are mobilizing to defend. - Or is it she? - It is her. Can we get her a kitten? Young girl in rubble with a kitten. That's good. This is too static. Young girl running from the village. More energy. Time to face these terrible charges... to answer all of these questions. - What's this? - Head shots. Girls to play the victim in our news footage. Write this down. Young girl running from village towards camera. Grainy hand-held news footage. Send it to everyone. What do you think? I like the sorrowful one. What is this again? Young Albanian girl running from her home. I like this broad here. Where? Too Texan. We're locked into Albania. Why? Albania's hard to rhyme. What are you looking at me for? It's the name of the country. That rhymes. - John Belushi? - Jim. Jim Belushi. - Jim Belushi what? - Albanian? Jim Belushi's Albanian? Are you kidding? Know anybody who's eaten in an ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мне двадцать лет на английском - текст Багдадский вор на английском - текст 101 далматинец на английском - текст Комиссар на английском - текст Дракон Пита на английском |