you.
You can't tell this
story. You knew that.
The deal was you get an ambassadorship.
I used to have a Camaro.
What the fuck kind of story are you going
to tell anyway? The guy's a nut case.
You would be too if you went
through what he went through.
He raped a nun.
What he went through in Albania.
He's doped to the gills.
Where's my little pills?
Show some compassion.
He spent the last 12 years
in a military prison.
How are we gonna explain that?
How we gonna explain it? Am I worried?
How do we explain that when
the world is watching?
Fuck the world. Try a 10
a.m. pitch meeting...
...coked to the gills, no sleeping,
haven't even read the treatment.
Connie, how we gonna explain
in fact he was in prison?
How you gonna explain that?
Well, you see, Winifred...
...this is where you've
never been at a pitch.
His records say he was in prison...
...as all the record say for all
the men and women of Group 303...
...as they must because
of the secrecy involved.
I'm on top of it.
Not sure whether enemy action...
I'm fine. I'm fine. I got it.
Stanley, I told you, I
do this for a living.
You do what for a living?
Exactly what do you
do for the president?
I lost my wallet. You got any change?
How we doing, boy?
Ready to mix it up?
Is today laundry day?
- What do you do on laundry day?
- Laundry.
Stand by to copy this.
Just get a pencil.
Down safely.
Produce this Schumann.
Produce him, I say, or, and I
don't hesitate to say this...
...rank him as just another in
a series of broken promises.
Sustained minor injuries.
Flight crew being investigated
for possible pilot error.
Transshipped to an undisclosed location.
This deserted runway should
be filled with well-wishers...
How you doing? A cold drink?
Schumann was to return to
American soil today...
...after his safe rescue in Albania.
He looks like me.
William Schumann deserves an
explanation from the White House.
Wait, we are now going
live to the White House.
I have an update regarding
the aircraft incident...
...involving Sergeant Schumann.
He is down safely and he
will be transshipped.
We are informed he has
sustained minor injuries...
...which will require his
being medicated for some time...
Bring in the cavalry. Nick of time.
You see that? Political
shitbirds. Fuck with us, huh?
They don't know who
they're playing with.
Purty.
I'm a little concerned
about the driver of the rig.
- What rig?
- The harvester.
- What about him?
- He doesn't have his green card. He doesn't have his green card.
So what?
So, you want Schumann to be
rescued by an illegal alien?
We can't have Schumann saved
by an illegal immigrant.
Get on the phone. Fly in a judge.
Get on the phone. What's
all this moping about?
Do you have any change?
I like the night life, I like to boogie.
Susie!
William?
Susie, are you all right?
Susie, are you all right?
Kickball.
Susan, are you all right?
Let me talk to him!
Why did you drop...
I think we should...
Willie, where are you going?
Shoester!
Let me talk to him. Shoe, you in there?
I'll kill that son of a bitch.
I have a relationship.
Shoe, you want to talk?
Get you anything you
want. You want some beans?
Will that do it, Shoester?
Come on, Shoe!
Oh, God! He's dead.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
He's not dead. He's alive.
Strike that.
Oh, Jesus!
So close and yet so far.
What do you mean?
We were this close.
This is nothing. What
are you talking about?
This is nothing. This just got big.
Got big? Got big? He's dead. He's dead.
We killed Old Shoe.
And what is better than the
triumphal homecoming of a war hero?
Ready!
Lift!
/We're gathered here...
/...with a cross to bear.
/The bravest men...
/...anywhere.
/That this great land...
/...will remain free.
/God bless the men...
/...of the 303.
/Side by side...
/...we know no fear.
/Our minds are sharp.
/Our eyes are clear.
/In the air, on land...
/...or on the sea...
/...we're the