leaving.
CHLOROFORM.
"Wait a bit, the steam-engine."
"Do not rumble, the wheels."
"Apply the brakes, the guard-conductor."
"I am in a hurry to appear"
"in my mother's presence"
"to give the last regards."
- Excuse me, what time is it?
- What?
- Are you stupid?
- Learn to walk before you run.
- Coach yourself there, see?
- Okay.
"Don't wait for me, mother."
"Your good soon is not
the same guy"
"as he was yesterday"
"I'm sucked into"
"a dangerous bog"
"And my life is the eternal game."
Excuse me, how many degrees
below zero is the temperature now?
What?... What?
What are you doing?
I am training myself.
Better train yourself...
using the cats.
"Wait a bit, the steam-engine."
"Don't rumble, the wheels."
"There is still time to look
to the fate eyes."
"It is still not too late"
"for us to stop, is it?"
"Apply the brakes, the guard-conductor."
Stop  rambling.
It is time to go.
To work.
I can't do anything.
It is a kind of a nightmare.
Maria Ivanovna, I beg you
please go home.
What a misfortune.
Go, I'll be on duty for you.
Take this. I'm right back.
Don't worry, Maria Ivanovna,
everything will be all right.
- If something is wrong,
whistle like this. - Yes.
Okay, I am leaving.
CHLOROFORM.
Granny, do you have a cigarette?
What?
- Eh-eh... Where is the granny?
- I'm replacing  her!
- Are you?
- Yes!
Are you okay?
Who is here?
- Who are you?
- I'm the watchman!
- And where is the granny?
- I'm replacing her!
- Where is the exit?
- There!
- Hands up!
- Take that!
- Who did whistle?
- Me.
-And where is the granny?
-And who are you?
- I'm a patrol! And you?
- I'm the watchman!
- Let' tie up this guy.
- Him?
You, a damned plunderer of
a socialistic property!
A scoundrel!
Go and call to militia, and
I'll keep watching over them.
-If something is wrong, whistle.
- Okay.
- Where is the phone?
- Two blocks away.
Stand up, quickly...
Let's go! Quick!
- What? Militia?
- Do you have coins?
- A call to militia is free...
Stand up, wake up.
- Excuse me, where is a toilet?
- It is just right time!
- Thank you.
OUT OF ORDER.
Let's go, quick! Militia is coming!
Hands up!
On boxes: SNUFF.
THE ENDOperation 'Y'
and other adventures of Shurik
Authorized to the children until 16 years
- Sit down, daughter.
- It is nothing, nothing, thanks, please seat.
- Citizen, free this place, get up!
- If I get up, you will lay upon me .
Citizen, these places are specially for
children and invalids.
- And she's what, a child or an invalid?
- She qualifies to become a mother.
- And I qualify to become an father!
- But, that's nonsense!
- There's exactly an invalid.
- So, an invalid. - What will you say now?
- The law it's the law!
- Please sit down.
Ah, you hooligan! Now you will be really blind.
- You will testify about this ?
- We will testify! We will testify.
So ... it means that you Poterpevshii ...
- You are working in house building?
- I was working.
- What signifies "I was working"?
- I'm studying now in the Polytechnical Institute.
You're a student!
15 days of arrest!
All right, citizens alcoholics, parasites ,
hooligans ,
Who wants to work today?
By now are requested:
- Sand pit  -2 persons.
- Stone Career - 2 persons.
- Announce entire list, please.
- Sand pit - 2 persons.
Cleaning of streets - 3 person.
The Meat Combinat ...
...By now they did not send any requests.
There are requests on constructing of dwelling house ,
Cement factory ...
And on Alcohol Factory no?
Please.
With caution.
First of all, I want to acquaint you
with our marvelous team ,
In which you're temporarily spending your sentence.
- On how many they've sentenced him comrade?
- On complete, 15! - Aha! One and a half decade.
- Do not be late with our dinner!
I'm sure that this one and a half decade will pass
in a friendly climate and
Complete understanding.
- Yeah.
Cork. It's a gift from Africa.
Yes! This way please.
By force of imagination