What? - Have you washed hands? - Well... All right... Okay, let's got to the sand-pit. Let's start. - Enjoy your lunch. - Uh-huh. Uhguh-guh-guh. What did you say? I said: "There IS such thing as a free lunch"! Learn, Student! Dou you think it is me, who got 15-days term? No, we are the ones, who got the 15-days term. Because, you should do an explanatory work for me. Okay, mumble to me how spacecrafts plough the Bolshoi theatre, and I will get some sleep. Right, keep off flies. - What?! - The fly! - Well done! You are stuck, Student. This is just an advance. That is it. Now, Student, be ready. Water, please. Thank you. Stop! I'll kill you, Student! This is hooliganism, you will get a 15-days term. Remember, I'll go to law. - Will you beat me? - No! Then what? I will do the explanatory work. Listen, Shourik... - Are you a member of the Komsomol? - Yes, I am. But this is not a proper method. Nowadays, when spacecrafts plough ... - What is your name? - Fedya. Are you married? - Yes. I have wife Lyuba, and two children Lena and Lyosha. So, you have a family and children. - How old are you? - Forty one. I won't do it again. It has to be done, Fedya! Mama! Well, alcoholics, spongers and hooligans... - Who wants to work? -Me! - Wait a minute. Today's tasks are.. - A sand-pit: two persons. - Me! - Wait a minute. Please, read out all items. - All right, a cement factory... - Me. - A coal loading. - Me. - A cleaning of cow-houses... - Me. - And in addition... - Me. - Oh, wait a minute! You have a personal task for all fifteen days. Take him... DELUSION Quiet! Exams! - Did you pass? - Yes. - Your mark? - "Excellent"! - Have you the notes? - No, I gave them to those guys. You may turn over. The exam paper #7. The first question is "Principle of synchrophasotron". How do you hear me? Over. I got it, I hear you well. The answer to the first question of the exam paper #7 is A basic principle of synchrophasotron is the acceleration of charged particles by magnetic field. Hi, do you have lecture notes? What? No, I have no notes. - What do you listen? - Don't disturb me, go. Hi... Do you have... All right... - Watch out. - Excuse me. Our stop. Let's go. Take it. To whom? Hello. Could you please give me the key? I thought you have an exam today? There's still 3 hours, we'll study with my female friend. -Mustard, please. - Uh-huh. - It is stifling. - Uh-huh. Don't turn over. Irina, unzip, please. It is hot, undress. - We have to go. - Uh-huh. - How are things? A "good" mark! - What? - Calm down. Take an exam paper. Professor, can I take more? Please. - One more? - Take it. Your turn. What does it mean "your turn"? I'm sorry, professor. No, I'm sorry. You have to come next time. The bust! A test: "one, two, three". Do you hear me? "One, two, three". Over. Good afternoon, professor. Are you okay? I have a sore ear. - Are you all right? Sure? - Yes, professor, don't worry. It even helps, there will be no disturbing noise. And what is this for? Do you have any special occasion? An exam is always the occasion for me, professor. Very good. Please, take an exam paper. The exam paper #9. Over. What did you say? What? What is "over"? Not "over", I said the exam paper #9 and "moreover" a problem. - I see. Go and make yourself ready. - All right. How do you hear me? The dimwit didn't figure out, did he? Listen the answer to the exam paper #9. Well,... What is wrong with you? A shooting pain in my ear. Tut-tut... Okay, an "excellent" mark for the invention, and "unpassed" for the exam. The professor is a dimwit, moreover he has an equipment. Over. Sasha! - Did you pass? -Ah... Who is she? This is Lyda from a parallel group. Lyda... What a beautiful girl... Why I've never seen her before? - I can introduce you. - Eh-eh...No, no. Lyda! Do you have a minute? -What is your ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Золотой телёнок на английском - текст Адмирал на английском - текст Даурия / Dauria на английском - текст Ведьма на английском - текст Eorin shinbu на английском |