do that to me, Texas Ranger?
Don't shoot me.
Don't shoot me! You already kicked
my teeth out! What else do you want?
Like father, like son.
Come on.
Get back, kid.
Stay there and I'll cut you loose.
I just wanna say thank you.
Thank you. You were great.
OK, OK, kid. OK.
Go cut your buddies loose. Go on.
Chinga a tu madre, puto.
Come on. I'm gonna fix your teeth.
We present to you, Dakota Brown...
For 38 years of unrivalled performance
as a Texas Ranger...
for over 2,000 felony arrests...
For serving the great state of Texas
with fearless devotion...
this gold watch...
and honorary plaque.
Hey, how about that?
How about that? Ain't that somethin'?
Dakota.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a real honour.
Adios, amigos. Hasta la vista.
Thank you, folks. Drive careful
goin' home now, you hear me?
- Good speech, Dakota.
- The hell with it. Did you get 'em?
- You bet.
- Sorry I was at this hand-job session.
- I'd love to have helped.
- I could have used you.
- Dakota?
- Yeah, Captain?
Can't say as I'm gonna miss you.
Thank you very much, Captain.
And thank you for the watch.
- And you, McQuade...
- Drink, Captain?
My office in ten minutes.
"And you, McQuade..."
Hey, McQuade.
Hi, there.
- Captain?
- Sit down, McQuade.
You think you're pretty damn good,
don't you, McQuade?
In case you didn't know it there's more to
being a Texas Ranger than making busts.
You gotta look good doing it.
Style.
The best always have style.
- I said, sit down.
- I'll stand, Captain.
Now, in terms of
unassisted felony arrests,
I admit your record is unrivalled.
But my kind of Ranger is a model citizen.
A pillar in the community. Goes to church.
He lives clean
and he's got a lovin' wife and kids.
Read it.
It's an editorial by the senator who
happens to approve our annual budget.
I quote: "Ranger JJ McQuade
is a walking symbol
of the brutal, uncooperative, obsolete and
discriminatory nature of Rangers today."
Unquote.
Well, your "lone wolf" attitude
is gonna change.
You're going to start cooperating with the
state and federal agencies. Understand?
Come in.
- You wanted to see me, Captain?
- Yes.
Ranger, meet your new partner.
Deputy Arcadio Ramos.
Arcadio. You can just call me Kayo.
You gotta be kidding.
- It'll be an honour workin' with you.
- Forget it, kid. I work alone.
Where'd you get that piece?
- That's what I'm gonna find out.
- Ranger?
Stay with it, son.
Our Russian friends have failed us. We
will have to finance the coup ourselves.
The shipment has to be in Havana
before Wednesday.
Splendid.
Would you like to count it, Senor Wilkes?
Trust is the most important thing
in our business.
Of course it is.
Now, have the plane loaded at once.
I am in a hurry
to get back to Havana, Senor Wilkes.
Quickly, now.
That quick enough?
Bury them.
Ranger?
Ranger?
Good dog. Good wolf.
Good boy. Good wolf.
What a pisshouse.
Ranger?
What are you doing here?
I came to wake you up.
I'm your new partner, remember?
Kid, get out of here.
And forget that partner crap.
But Captain Tyler...
Tell Tyler to shove it!
Chinga a su madre!
Holy shit.
Hey, Ranger, I'd like to apologise.
I didn't mean to barge in on you
this morning.
You can't outrun me. I got superchargers.
Oh, yeah?
Supercharge this.
Damn!
Oh, piss.
Dammit, Ranger!
Aaah! Oh, sh... Aaargh!
La pura pinche madre!
Pinche cabrуn, Ranger.
Daddy!
- Daddy, hey!
- Hey, sugar.
Hey, what's this, huh?
- About time you stopped by.
- I thought you might like to go riding.
- You mean it?
- I'm takin' the day off.
All right!
- I didn't know you took days off.
- Hi, Molly.
- Where have you been, stranger?
- I've been real busy.
- Oh, boy. Same old trouble?
- My kinda trouble doesn't take vacations.
- Aren't you gonna tell Dad the big news?
- Oh, honey.
Mom, I...
What news?
- Jim,