are...
and--and for that
very special reason.
Wow!
Thanks.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you, too.
Be sure to bundle up
if you go outside.
It's a little nippy.
Oh, thank you, l--I'll do that.
Well, where to?
You promised you'd take me
to the Central Park Zoo.
Hey!
Look who it is, Marv.
Come on. Let's get him.
WOMAN: Oh! Hey!
HARRY: Hiya, pal.
[Kevin gasps]
Aah!
Aah!
HARRY: Come on!
MAN: Hey!
MAN: Hey! Watch it, man!
[Package shatters]
VENDOR: Buy now and avoid
the Christmas rush.
Two forfive dollars,
fourforten.
All right.
MARV: There he is!
VENDOR: All right, kiddo!
-Thanks.
-Merry Christmas.
-Oh! Hey!
-Whoa!
MAN: Excuse me!
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
-Oh!
-Oh!
MARV: Ohh!
Yes!
WOMAN:
Thank you for your suggestion.
CONClERGE:
My duty and my pleasure.
KEVlN: You got to help me!
There's two guys after me!
What's the matter?
Store wouldn't take your...
stolen credit card?
Let's see what the police
have to say about this.
HARRY: Get up! Get up!
Come on! Let's go get him!
CONClERGE:
Get back here, you little thief!
Stop that child!
CEDRlC: Grab him!
[Elevator bell rings]
CONClERGE: You little sh--
I've committed
credit card fraud.
CONClERGE: Get me security!
We've got to stop
that delinquent!
Come along, Cedric.
I've had enough
of this vacation.
I'm going home.
Hold it right there.
This is the concierge, sir!
I knew it was you.
I could smell you
getting off the elevator.
You was here last night, too,
wasn't you?
Yes, sir...I was.
JOHNNY: You was here...
and you was smooching
with my brother!
I'm--I'm afraid
you're mistaken, sir.
Don't give me that.
You been smooching
with everybody!
Snuffy, Al, Leo...
Iittle Mo with the gimpy leg...
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff.
[Gasps]
No!
It's a lie!
JOHNNY:
I could go on forever, baby.
I'm terribly sorry, sir...
but I'm afraid
you're mistaken.
We're looking for a young man.
All right.
I believe you...
but my Tommy gun don't!
Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.
CONClERGE: On your knees.
I love you!
You got to do betterthan that!
EVERYONE: I love you!
JOHNNY: Maybe I'm off my hinges,
but I believe you.
That's why
I'm going to let you go.
I'm going to give you
to the count of three...
to get your lousy,
lying, lowdown...
four-flushing carcass
out my door!
-One.
-Open up the door!
Two.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Tommy gun firing]
Three!
JOHNNY: Merry Christmas,
you filthy animal...
[Tommy gun fires]
JOHNNY: and a happy New Year.
[Gunshot]
Stay in your rooms!
This is an emergency!
There's an insane guest
with a gun!
KEVlN: Nooo!
HARRY: Come to papa!
MARV: Ha! Round trip to Miami.
What's the matter?
Get on the wrong plane, squirt?
HARRY: Looks like
you won't be needing this, kid.
MARV: American don't fly to
the promised land, little buddy.
HARRY: Come on!
HARRY:
We spent nine months in jail...
thinking we had
the worst luck in the universe.
We were wrong, little buddy.
MARV: We busted out of
the clink, and we're doing fine.
We'll be doing even better...
because we're not
robbing houses anymore.
Now we're robbing toy stores.
At midnight tonight...
we're hitting
Duncan's Toy Chest.
Five floors of cash.
After that, we grab
a couple of phony passports--
HARRY: Marv!
Marv, you want to shut up?
MARV: What's the difference?
He's not going to talk
to anybody...
except maybe a fish.
Or the undertaker.
HARRY: Let's just get him
to the subway tunnel.
I'll feel a lot better
once we get him on ice.
HARRY:
I've got a gun in my pocket.
You open your mouth...
and you'll be spitting gum
out through your forehead.
Well, hello.
-He did it.
-Did what?
Thanks.
HARRY: Get him, will ya!
MARV: He went in the park.
HARRY: What are you doing?
Get up!
MARV: Overthere!
BOY: Quit it!
-Hey!
-Creep!
-Give it!
-What are you doing?
MARV: Hey, Harry, I got him.
HARRY:
Let me see. That ain't him.
Put him down. That ain't him.
We should'