from. CEDRlC: Thank you. BOBBY HELMS SlNGlNG: Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun Nowthe jingle hop has begun Giddyap, jingle horse, pick up yourfeet Jingle around the clock Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannonballs? MAN ON LEFT: No. Thanks. BOBBY HELMS SlNGlNG: That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell rock KEVlN: Yikes! This is a vacation. Hold it right there. It's me, Johnny. I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. Two scoops, sir? Two? Make it three. I'm not driving. WOMAN ON TV: It's gardenias, Johnny... your favorite. You was here last night, too, wasn't you? I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night. She was not! She was smooching with your brother. You was here... and you was smooching with my brother! WOMAN ON TV: That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny. Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Iittle Mo with the gimpy leg... Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff. I could go on forever, baby. WOMAN ON TV: You got me all wrong. JOHNNY: All right. I believe you... but my Tommy gun don't! Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond! Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. WOMAN ON TV: Baby! I'm over the moon for ya! You got to do betterthan that! If my love was an ocean... Lindy'd have to take two airplanes to get across it! Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. -Oh! -That's why I'll let you go. I'm going to give you to the count of three... to get your lousy, lying, lowdown... four-flushing carcass out my door! She's rat bait. One... two... Ha ha ha ha ha! Three! Merry Christmas, you filthy animal... and a happy New Year. [Gunshot] [Elevator bell rings] [German accent] Housekeeping. [Gasps] ALAN JACKSON SlNGlNG: Have a holly, jolly Christmas [Shower running] TAPE OF FRANK SlNGlNG: We know a guy Who can really do the cool jerk We know a guy Who can really do the cool jerk Well, this cat they're talkin' about I wonder who could it be 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat The heaviest cat you ever did see Women see me walkin' down the street None of the fellas want to speak On their faces, they wear a silly smirk 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk Whoo, cool jerk Get out of here, you nosy little pervert... or I'm going to slap you silly! Oh, oh, oh... you're cooking, Frankie! CONClERGE: Oh! ANDY WlLLlAMS SlNGlNG: It's the most wonderful time Of the year BACKGROUND SlNGERS: Ding dong ANDYWlLLlAMS: With the kids jingle-belling And everyone telling you Be of good cheer It's the most wonderful time of the year BACKGROUND SlNGERS: Ding dong, ding dong FRANK: Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon. KEVlN: Hey! Uncle Rob lives here. If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them. They usually give pretty good presents. CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Distant stars at home up in the heavens What a sight to see Are they there to guide me? KEVlN: Good night, Mom. CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Starlight shine bright See me through the dark night KATE: Good night, Kevin. CHlLDREN SlNGlNG: Guide my pathway Guide me home for Christmas day Your drawers, sir. Jeez! Don't flash these babies around here! There could be girls on this floor! I was very careful, sir. You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. I understand. I'm sorry. You wanted a tip. That won't be necessary, sir. I still have some tip left over. No tip? OK. No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! [Elevator bell rings] MAN: How do I get to Columbus Circle? CONClERGE: The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi as-- Mr. McCallister! Uh...excuse me. MAN: Sure. And how are we this morning? Fine. Is my transportation here? Out in front, sir. A limousine and a pizza... compliments of the Plaza Hotel. I do hope your father understands... that last night I ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Не бойся, я с тобой! на английском - текст Шиза на английском - текст Ночь зайца на английском - текст 12 разгневанных мужчин на английском - текст Джо на английском |