the mantel
A wreath on the door
And my merriest Christmas
Needs just one thing more
BOY SlNGlNG: Christmas tree,
my Christmas tree
Lit up like--
Oh!
Oh!
FRANK: Ha ha ha!
Kevin!
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury...
I'd like to apologize
to my family...
for whatever displeasure
I might have caused you.
KEVlN: What?
My prank
was immature and ill-timed.
FRANK: lmmature or not...
it was pretty
gol-dern hilarious.
I'd also like to apologize
to my brother.
Kevin, I'm sorry.
KATE:
Oh, Buzz, that was very nice.
Kevin, do you have
something to say?
Beat that,
you little trout sniffer.
I'm not sorry!
Buzz humiliated me.
He gets away with everything,
so I let him have it.
And since you're so stupid
to believe him...
I don't care if your idiotic
Florida trip gets wrecked.
Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate anyway?
KATE: Kevin!
PETER: You walk out,
you sleep on the third floor.
Yeah, with me.
What else is new?
FRANK: You'd better not wreck
my trip, you little sourpuss.
Your dad's
paying good money for it.
I wouldn't want to spoil
your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.
What a troubled young man.
They're all a bunch of jerks.
KATE: Hi.
Last time
we tried to take a trip...
we had a problem
that started just like this.
KEVlN: Yeah,
with me getting crapped on.
KATE: I don't care
for your choice of words.
That's not what happened
last time or this time.
Buzz apologized to you.
Yeah, then he called me
a trout sniffer.
He didn't mean what he said.
He was just sucking up to you.
OK. Sit here for a while
and think things over.
When you're ready to apologize
to Buzz and everyone else...
you can come down.
I'm not apologizing to Buzz.
I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.
Then you can stay here
the rest of the night.
Fine.
I don't wanna be down there.
I can't trust anybody
in this family.
If I had my own money...
I'd go on my own vacation,
alone, without any of you guys.
I'd have the most fun
in my life.
You got your wish last year.
Maybe you'll get it again.
I hope so.
[Beeping]
[Doorbell rings]
BOTH: We did it again!
Aah!
KATE: Our McCallisters
in the first van...
the other McCallisters
in the second van.
FRANK: I know
I shouldn't complain...
but you guys give
the worst wake-up calls.
KATE: Do you have the tickets?
LESLlE: I've got them.
Here's your family's.
KATE: How many do you have?
-Seven.
-Seven?
-Fourteen.
-Fourteen.
KATE: Seven...
eight, nine, ten.
MEGAN: How come we aren't
sitting together?
KATE: We're lucky
to get on the same plane.
Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
Where's Kevin?
KEVlN: Fourteen.
It's a good thing
I have my own ticket...
in case
you guys try to ditch me.
PETER: Come on, Kevin.
KEVlN: Dad, I need batteries.
PETER: They're in my bag.
Wait till we're on the plane.
KEVlN: Why can't I get them now?
I can get them.
PETER: What's the gate number?
Eight-seventeen, sir.
Hurry up.
It's the last gate.
KEVlN: Wow.
PETER: Eight-seventeen, Buzz!
Come on, Kevin.
Kevin, you going to take my bag?
You going to take my bag?
Come on.
PETER:
Watch it, watch it, watch it.
P.A.: American Airlines
flight 226 to New York...
is now
in the final boarding process.
Come on, come on.
Dad, wait up!
Dad, wait up!
Wait up!
Wait!
BUZZ: Look out! Look out!
KATE: Come on, come on!
KEVlN: Dad, wait!
KATE: Here we are. Here.
PETER: Everybody here?
We made it? All right.
The plane is ready to leave.
KATE: Let me just make sure
everyone gets on.
Don't worry.
We'll make sure.
WOMAN: Merry Christmas.
Have a nice flight.
-Merry Christmas.
-Bye-bye.
Hey, wait up!
Hey, guys, wait for me!
-Cutting it kind of close.
-Yeah, sorry.
ATTENDANT: Merry Christmas.
Dad, wait up!
Wait!
KEVlN: I'm sorry.
ATTENDANT: That's all right.
Are you on this flight?
KEVlN: Yeah, so is my family.
They're already on the plane.
I don't want to be left behind.
-Do you have a boarding pass?
-It's somewhere.
SUPERVlSOR: We have