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ostritch is one of the fastest birds on the planet.
It can't fly. They mate after 2 years.
- Hey but a bullet might hit me.
- What you don't want to die?
- We don't have time for this.
- Grandpa said it's wrong to shoot at people.
- It's wrong to shoot people!
- It's not real bullets, it's just a game.
- They shoot paintballs not real bullets.
Theoretically.
The guns have the best aim 30-60 meters away.
- How do you know all this?
- She spends her life reading the encyclopedia.
- Shut up idiot.
- Put this here.
- Here you go.
It's ceramic.
Be careful don't drop it on your foot.
Run fast, sweetie.
- Welcome to the show "Factors of Sex"
- Increased potency, enlargement of penis.
Increased libido.
More thickness.
Increased excitement.
Take 1 to 2 tablets an hour before sexual intercourse.
- Only one will get lucky.
Who will it be?
- Wow check it out, Goblin wants to fuck Angelina.
- Impossible.
- What will a man do for sex?
What can a real man do for a woman?
He can give her the most precious
and the most fragile thing he has.
And what can a woman do for that man?
Well of course.
Give him a sweet kiss.
And so we begin.
- Side-effects.
Oh well if I die...
at least I will still be married.
- Pete, "Factors of Sex" is on.
What are you doing in there?
Come here.
- Coming.
- Stas you motherfucker, how long do I still have to wait?
- Okay, okay.
Ready!
Take your marks.
- Egor. Be careful.
- Retards.
- What does this have to do with sex?
- Nika who are you rooting for?
- Do you think I'm stupid enough to root for these retards.
- Go! Go! Good job!
- (And so all but one contestants made it.)
- Pete, maybe we should ...
Pete.
What's wrong with you?
What's happening?
- Vera, call an ambulance.
- And that's how it is.
The love is gone, and we just live boring lives.
So that's why I called that Anton guy.
We agreed to meet.
I came.
And didn't even recognize him.
He is just sitting there.
Bald, boring. He is maried with kids even.
He didn't even walk me home.
I bought myself flowers.
I asked my friend to...
send me love notes.
She sends them and every time I try to look like I'm touched.
But your father never notices anything.
Nothing at all.
- Wow mom I never thought you were like that.
- Like what?
- A real woman.
- I'm tired of this, where's the remonte?
- How should I know.
-(This is the second round of our extreme show "Factors of Sex".)
A real man has to be able to stand up for himself.
There's no room for losers on our show.
Our heros have one of the toughest challenges of all.
They will have to battle for one minute the woman boxer champion Jenny the Great.
What will happen during that minute?
And here's Jenny the Great.
- Enough. Enough.
We are done filming.
- Why did you spin me so fast?
I feel like I'm going to throw up.
- I'm not feeling good either.
- That is a woman.
- So?
- I can't hit a girl.
- (First round, Bambi!)
- Okay, you asked for it.
Bitch.
What are you doing?
You are supposed to lose.
- I will, but first we will play around.
- Poor Bambi, that looks like it hurts.
- That's the windmill, Captain.
- Well done.
- It's all a set up.
- Theoretically, fighting without rules depends on the attack tactics.
High speed attacks are best.
- Listen, shut up with your knowledge.
Go try it yourself if you think it's that easy.
Good Luck cuz.
- (Second round, Goblin!)
- Why are you running away?
Aren't you going to fight, Goblin?
- Maam, maybe we should just talk instead of fighting.
- What will we talk about?
- What are you doing tonight?
- Watching tv, a show called "Dead or Alive".
- Is he asking her out?
- Don't just stand there.
Attack.
Remember how I used to do it back in the day?
Used to always be in the ring.
Punch, dodge, knockout.
Come on Vera.
- You want me to call the ambulance again?
- She has balls.
- Eeew she just kissed Goblin.
- Sweetie you win.
- Did I just make out with a man?
- I got
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