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so funny?
- Damn Bro.
You are just like " I'll take you back to the tundra". Haha
You don't know what to do with her on this unforgettable night.
You might screw this up really bad.
- Oh like you know what to do.
- I'll show you.
Pretend this is you.
Here.
Safety first.
There that's you.
Now pretend that this is Angelina.
No.
This is Angelina.
Now pretend that you are doing her.
- Kirill I'm going to work...
- Mom. This isn't what it looks like.
- Kirill, the train is leaving.
Wait! Wait for us!
We missed the train.
- If there is no good there is no evil.
- What are you smoking there?
- I rolled some joints out of the herbs you brought. Maybe it's good.
- Rain.
So how far do we still need to go.
- We are here already.
- Well let's go.
- I can't. I have an erection.
For some reason.
-Are you feeling okay?
Let me carry you.
- No no no no.
I can do it myself.
- Do you know how?
- Yes.
- Well okay.
- Wow you got screwed. Good thing you figured it out before it was too late.
- I read somewhere...
that in some countries
relationships betweed distant relatives are normal.
- Are you stupid or what?
A cousin is like a brother.
- Yeah?
I'm at Anna's.
Oh you are in the area? Then stop by.
Off course. Bye.
Max is coming.
- What? Why did you invite him?
- Listen you are grown up now.
Get to know him better. Everything will be okay.
By the way keep this with you.
Go get the door.
- Nika. I can't just sleep with a guy I don't know.
- You will get to know him while you're at it?
Listen to me I have a lot of experience with losing my virginity.
How's business? All good?
- Growing.
- Later girlfriend.
- Champagne?
- I. I don't drink.
Let's have some tea instead.
- Hello.
- Another one.
- Where's Angelina?
- Today I'm Angelina. Stand there.
- More tea?
Maybe you want more tea?
Take me. Right now!
Quick hide in my room.
- Anna are you home?
Why didn't you open the door?
Are you alone?
Yes alone.
Nika was just here.
- Hi mommy. Why are you home so early?
- Well I called Anton.
I mean Anton called me.
Remember I told you he was my boyfriend in college.
But I was stupid and married your father instead.
How's this?
Oh. Listen...
- Who's Anton?
- Anton, I told you remember.
He called me and said let's go out.
He said he will be wearing black.
I will wear black with a red hat.
- Maybe this one.
- No the red one. It's lucky.
I'll show you a picture. It's in your room.
- No! Let me get it my self.
- But you don't know where it is.
- I'll find it.
- Wait. Come here.
What happened?
- Quick hide on the balcony.
- What happened?
- Nothing mom.
I just saw an elephant.
- Elephant? What world are you living in?
I just remembered. Your dad moved the pictures to the balcony.
- Mom. No!
- What do you mean no. I told you look in the boxes.
Here they are.
Move.
We need to get rid of all this.
See it's all here.
- Excuse me. What are you doing here?
- Quiet.
- That's some weird underwear.
- It's not underwear its a thong.
- Here it is.
Isn't he good-looking?
- What is this?
Ohh I get it.
Don't worry I'm married.
- Your father also wasn't bad.
He was a great dancer.
It's amazing how many girls did I have to compete with to marry him.
- No. Put them back on.
Stop what are you doing.
Don't touch me.
- Thanks.
- There.
- Oh you didn't have to give me this.
We are just going to a restaurant.
I won't need it.
Thanks.
Hello.
That's how life should be. That woman is lucky.
- Hello Stepanovich.
- Hello Mihailovich.
- How's life?
- Not bad.
This is my third day I'm going through this taiga to find you.
- Did you bring my pention?
- No.
- Then what?
- You got a telegram.
- It says: " We received your telegram..."
"Egor never came ..."
" We are waiting, tell us when he will be here ."
Now that's interesting.
So that's what happened.
That means... so.
- Mihalovich?
- What?
- Can you sign this?
- There were about 10 weirdos.
It's like
Никто не знает про секс Никто не знает про секс

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