so funny? - Damn Bro. You are just like " I'll take you back to the tundra". Haha You don't know what to do with her on this unforgettable night. You might screw this up really bad. - Oh like you know what to do. - I'll show you. Pretend this is you. Here. Safety first. There that's you. Now pretend that this is Angelina. No. This is Angelina. Now pretend that you are doing her. - Kirill I'm going to work... - Mom. This isn't what it looks like. - Kirill, the train is leaving. Wait! Wait for us! We missed the train. - If there is no good there is no evil. - What are you smoking there? - I rolled some joints out of the herbs you brought. Maybe it's good. - Rain. So how far do we still need to go. - We are here already. - Well let's go. - I can't. I have an erection. For some reason. -Are you feeling okay? Let me carry you. - No no no no. I can do it myself. - Do you know how? - Yes. - Well okay. - Wow you got screwed. Good thing you figured it out before it was too late. - I read somewhere... that in some countries relationships betweed distant relatives are normal. - Are you stupid or what? A cousin is like a brother. - Yeah? I'm at Anna's. Oh you are in the area? Then stop by. Off course. Bye. Max is coming. - What? Why did you invite him? - Listen you are grown up now. Get to know him better. Everything will be okay. By the way keep this with you. Go get the door. - Nika. I can't just sleep with a guy I don't know. - You will get to know him while you're at it? Listen to me I have a lot of experience with losing my virginity. How's business? All good? - Growing. - Later girlfriend. - Champagne? - I. I don't drink. Let's have some tea instead. - Hello. - Another one. - Where's Angelina? - Today I'm Angelina. Stand there. - More tea? Maybe you want more tea? Take me. Right now! Quick hide in my room. - Anna are you home? Why didn't you open the door? Are you alone? Yes alone. Nika was just here. - Hi mommy. Why are you home so early? - Well I called Anton. I mean Anton called me. Remember I told you he was my boyfriend in college. But I was stupid and married your father instead. How's this? Oh. Listen... - Who's Anton? - Anton, I told you remember. He called me and said let's go out. He said he will be wearing black. I will wear black with a red hat. - Maybe this one. - No the red one. It's lucky. I'll show you a picture. It's in your room. - No! Let me get it my self. - But you don't know where it is. - I'll find it. - Wait. Come here. What happened? - Quick hide on the balcony. - What happened? - Nothing mom. I just saw an elephant. - Elephant? What world are you living in? I just remembered. Your dad moved the pictures to the balcony. - Mom. No! - What do you mean no. I told you look in the boxes. Here they are. Move. We need to get rid of all this. See it's all here. - Excuse me. What are you doing here? - Quiet. - That's some weird underwear. - It's not underwear its a thong. - Here it is. Isn't he good-looking? - What is this? Ohh I get it. Don't worry I'm married. - Your father also wasn't bad. He was a great dancer. It's amazing how many girls did I have to compete with to marry him. - No. Put them back on. Stop what are you doing. Don't touch me. - Thanks. - There. - Oh you didn't have to give me this. We are just going to a restaurant. I won't need it. Thanks. Hello. That's how life should be. That woman is lucky. - Hello Stepanovich. - Hello Mihailovich. - How's life? - Not bad. This is my third day I'm going through this taiga to find you. - Did you bring my pention? - No. - Then what? - You got a telegram. - It says: " We received your telegram..." "Egor never came ..." " We are waiting, tell us when he will be here ." Now that's interesting. So that's what happened. That means... so. - Mihalovich? - What? - Can you sign this? - There were about 10 weirdos. It's like ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Американский ниндзя на английском - текст Огонь, вода и... медные трубы на английском - текст Обитаемый остров на английском - текст Джо против Вулкана на английском - текст Нашествие похитителей тел на английском |