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bear also roars.
- Okay.
You asked for it.
- The most important thing is to not miss.
Or else he will eat you.
- That isn't sex.
That is gymnastics.
I will have nightmares all night after that.
- Pete. I think there is something about it.
But if you don't want to do it like that. Let's do it the old way.
Okay?
Come on.
Come on.
- Aaaa. What are you doing!?
- That always works.
So how you feeling bro?
Time to get up.
He's good to go. Take him home.
- You know what that means. You can get with him. Go ahead.
- You want me to take him home?
- Yes. Go ahead sister. Good luck.
Someone else is waiting for me.
- Listen.
I don't think today is the best day.
Go to her house tomorrow at 12. Bring some flowers, you know how it's done.
Okay?
Maybe you need a massage?
- I have to go to work.
- Big business?
- Well it's not small.
- Haha. He said we will find you a chicken.
But there weren't any chickens there even.
I remember a bear.
But no chicken.
Plus what am I supposed to do with a chicken. I can't take it on the train with me.
And a bear is going to get you if you don't get him first, grandpa said.
- Theoretically...
I expected my first time to be different.
- I do my marriage duties.
- What are you talking about.
- This is what I am talking about.
- In that case I also do my duties.
- What exactly do you do?
- Who put that shelf up in the bedroom?
- Don't yell at me.
- Egor?
- You have to tell me...
- Have you ever had sex?
- Nobody knows about sex.
Everyone I ask just laughs.
Do you know about sex?
- Well, theoretically.
It starts with kissing.
- Quiet!
My parents are asleep.
- Anna is that you?
- Yes it's me.
- Anna I am very tired.
- Hold on.
- Anna are you alone?
- Yes, mommy.
- What is this?
- I wanted to work out.
I wanted to get stronger over the summer.
- What exactly did you want to do?
Who did you bring here?
What the hell are you doing?
Are you crazy?
Pete do something.
- Who is under this?
Help me pick this up.
- Be careful.
- I am.
- Oh I see you met your brother.
- Look how quickly he learned to live in the concrete jungle.
- You are my brother?
- I'm your cousin.
- Where's Kirill?
- He is with some girl.
- What girl!? Where?
- What's wrong?
- Wait.
Look.
- Get the fuck out of here right now.
- What's the problem?
- Nothing.
Time to go to bed.
- You will go to jail for assault if you hit me.
- Nobody is gona hit you!
- That snake is poisonous.
Theoretically.
- Kirill is here.
- Looks like everything was good with the girl then.
- Kirill help me put on my tie.
- Remember?
- Yes I remember.
- Kirill is home?
- Yes he had a date and now he is taking a shower.
- What's wrong with your back?
- I don't even know.
- Aaaa. What are you doing!?
- I remember I once fixed a moose's back leg like that.
- Thanks Egor.
- Is Kirill not feeling good either?
Kirill are you sick or something?
Haha. What's that?
Kirill, what is a Goblin?
- What did you say?
- Goblin.
- Goblin!?
- A goblin is a mean green motherfucker.
- Son, maybe you want to try some acetone?
- Dad!
- Okay. I'm leaving.
- If you are young.
If you are a real man. You can win the grand prize.
A romantic date with me.
and after that...
we will spend an unforgettable night together.
But for that you have to pass all the challenges.
The winner will be chosen by viewer votes through text messaging.
Be a part of the show you won't regret it.
It will be a crazy night.
- Couldn't you have picked an easier girl?
- I have to win.
What is text messaging?
- It's just a trick to get more viewers.
But tell me.
What are you going to do when you get a girl like that?
- What do you mean? I know what to do.
- So tell me.
- First we will talk.
I will tell her about me. She will tell me about herself.
Then ...
I will meet her parents.
They are probably good people.
We can live at my place with my grandpa.
We have a big cabin.
In the forest. And...
What's
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