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this heavy thing. I told you get Kirill.
He is going to be a loser when he grows up. All he knows is his computer.
That's it.
- Sorry.
- I'm getting Kirill.
-Haha. Look.
What are they doing?
- I don't know. What the hell is this?
- Let me get another one.
- Pete. Our Kirill isn't only interested in computers.
- Sorry Vera.
- They gave me the wrong movie in the rental place.
I wanted to show Egor some of the classics ...
- What about these, also an accident?
Lesbos of Petersburg
Anal Excitement
Exploited Lolita all were accidental
- So
We are going to watch that right now, and God forbid I see something in there.
- So that's how it is.
- I got it.
Nobody here knows about sex either.
- Hello. Yes. Yes. 5:30
- Were you just talking?
- Yeah.
- To who?
- Oh. This is a cell phone.
You can talk to anyone you want on it.
- Even Grandpa?
- Yes.
- How?
- Just say: Gradpa come in?
Grandpa come in.
He isn't answering. I think he is out hunting.
- Let's go find you a chick.
- A chicken?
- We will see.
- Although dressed like that you got no chance.
So here you go.
- Anna.
Here.
So what do you think?
These aren't like your dolphins.
These are real boys.
So choose one.
That one or that one. Who?
Look there's someone there with your brother. Who is that?
- Never seen him before.
- Stay away from her.
- Why?
- With them you will never find out what sex is.
- He is okay.
I would do him.
- Let's go.
I'm telling you.  He was flushing the toilet for 2 hours.
The funniest part is that he came here to marry Angelina.
Except she does not know yet.
And he does not know what sex is.
- Quit lying. That's impossible.
- You can see for yourself. Right now he is smoking with Alex and Gera.
- You don't really look like the Goblin.
Are you really his brother?
- I'm his cousin.
Cousin.
- Who is Goblin?
- Kirill is the Goblin.
- That's his nickname.
But don't call him that he gets mad.
The weed is kicking in.
- How are you beautiful.
- Great.
- Hello ladies.
How you doing?
Give me a glass of shampagne.
Beautiful Girls.
- What's up losers?
- Can't get any pussy?
- Like you can.
- Any girl anytime.
- Any girl?
- What about her?
- Her. That's easy.
- Yeah right.
- I am right.
- You won't get her.
- I can fuck her tonight.
- You won't fuck her tonight, or tomorrow night.
And you won't ever fuck her.
- You clown, I bet you a week max.
Okay let's go I get to kick your ass if you lose.
- Deal.
- Me?
- Hey.
- Listen can you help me.
- You got your friend.
Talk to her about me
tell her I have a BIG business.
Tell her I want to get to know her.
You understand right?
- Sure we have been friends for a long time. I'll tell her.
- Okay.
- Wow girl you work fast.
- Did you like me right away?
- Off course.
- I like virgins.
- Who told you I was a virgin.
- I could tell right away.
- Let's go.
Come on.
- I can't do it like this.
- Look. Look.
- This is horrible.
- Wait this is interesting.
- What you want to see the ending?
Let's watch something about animals.
- And this is how hedghogs do it.
- Look. Haha.
- Our son watches this stuff.
- Yeah because he is curious.
Did you ever talk to him?
- I told him to wear a condom.
- Did you tell him in what cases.
- Looking at the movies he watches, he already knows.
That's it.
Wait.
Let's go to bed.
- Egor how do you get by without any women where you live?
- How do you think. With our hands.
- I mean off course I help my grandpa.
Not too long ago we laid out a bear.
It was so fun.
- Do you like male or female bears?
- It all depends on who we catch.
- How do you "lay them out", with champagne? Flowers?
- No. Nobody hunts bears with flowers.
You need a gun.
- What if you don't have a gun?
- Then with a knife.
- What if you don't have a knife either?
- Then.
You do the Bear Kick!
- How?
- Want me to show you?
- Yes.
- Hold this.
You come at me.
Not not like that.
A bear goes like this.
No. A
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