Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get
no spendin' cash
If you don't scrub
that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna
rock and roll no more
- Yakety yak
- Don't talk back
Just finished cleaning up
your room
Let's see that dust mop
hit that broom
Get all that garbage
out of sight
Or you don't go out
Friday night
- Yakety yak
- Don't talk back
You just put on
your coat and hat
And walk yourself
to the laundromat
And when you've finished
doing that
Bring in the dog
and put out the cat
- Yakety yak
- Don't talk back
You just put on
your coat and hat
And walk yourself
to the laundromat
And when you've finished
doing that
Bring in the dog
and put out the cat
- Yakety yak
- Don't talk back
Yakety yak, yakety yak
You messed up the words, Ben.
You messed up the words twice.
Oh, wow!
It hasn't changed.
I would've thought
they made some improvements.
Come on, everybody,
Our Lady of Victory, pray for us.
Break! Let's go.
Ooh!
Watch the doors.
Whoa!
Trees in the parking lot.
Oh!
Nature all around us, boys.
Take it in,
take it all in.
I'm gonna go check us in.
This is great.
Well? Is this a real
North Woods lodge or what?
Mm-hmm.
Check out the shotgun lamp.
Isn't that something, huh?
You don't see that every day.
Hey.
Hello!
Anybody home?
- Looks the same, doesn't it?
- Doesn't it? Smells the same too.
Yeah, it does.
Hello!
- I wonder if they have a lot of
check-ins. - Hmm. What's this over here?
- "For prompt service, blow me." An interesting touch.
- It's charming.
- Blow it. - Shall
I? - Go ahead.
Yeah!
Whoa! Whoo. Geez!
Folks, don't mind Wormer.
She hates people.
Wormer, shut the frig up.
What can I do you for?
What happened to that,
uh... that dog's face?
Porcupine quills.
Loves porcupines, hates people.
She's in heat too.
Too bad you're not a dog.
What can I do you for?
Wally, your dog
ever had a bath before?
There she is.
That's a gorgeous cabin.
Okay, hold it, hold it!
That's good enough.
Honey, that's bigger
than our honeymoon cabin.
You city-dwelling fools
are damn lucky to have this cabin.
- It just became available yesterday.
- We call it "the loon's nest."
- You know what a loon is, noodlehead?
- We have one in our family.
Hey, hey.
We had a fishing party in there
until yesterday.
They caught their limit, and then blew.
It's redecorated inside.
- Every bit of it.
- Me and Wally sunk over $300 into it.
- And that's not counting what we spent on lysol.
- Is that right?
You folks enjoy your stay.
Thank you very much. How could
you not in a place like this?
You could get the shits
from the well water.
- What did he say?
- I missed it.
What a gas!
Chet's gonna shit a solid-gold brick!
What a great surprise!
I'll go see where
he's bivouacked the family.
This is very unfair, Roman.
What the hell are you talkin' about?
We're a family!
How many times have we invited Chet
and Connie to the islands? A dozen?
- This is a little different. We weren't invited.
- They'll be tickled to see us.
Honey, I found out what was
stinkin' up the shower.
A present from me to you.
How thoughtful. That's really nice.
Put it with all the others.
There's fish all over this
house. Look it, here's one.
All right, let's leave
this stuff right here, okay?
You put your bathing suit on,
and we'll go down to the lake.
No, you go ahead.
I can't seem to relax in filth.
We'll all pitch in later
and clean this up. Let's go.
You know, we can't even use the bathroom
until someone finds the toilet seat?
Buck already found the toilet
seat. It was on the sunporch.
- Sunporch? It makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- No further excuses.
- What are you doing?
- I don't know. You know, the kids are at the lake.
- Chet, stop. What are you doing?
- I'm not doing anything.
- Honey, no!
- We got the house to ourselves.
Oh, no! What happened?
I'm sorry.
I just don't feel like this. Can you
understand? I'm tired, I'm