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who fell to Earth...
...with moi, Miss...
- And we're out.
Ninety seconds, folks.
Now that is TV.
The phones are lighting up like Vegas.
What power! You're a hit!
Thank you.
Not you. Him.
- Me?
- You've got it.
Sure wish we could find a cure.
What's going on?
Listen, aren't you taking
this alien thing a little too far?
Kermit, I realize that it may be hard
for you to accept me as an alien...
...but I didn't choose to be one.
Well, I've always had
alien tendencies.
This just makes sense.
Beautiful, big G.
- I see a follow-up episode here.
- Me too.
"The Alien In My Life."
A Miss Piggy special report.
What? You're the coffee pig.
Kermit, he's such a joker.
We'll take this from here.
We're with the Society for
the Prevention of Cruelty to Aliens.
We feel your pain.
They feel my pain.
I got a paper cut that's a doozy.
You feel my pain too?
Can you help me make contact
with my alien tribe?
Yes, we can, Gonzo.
Somebody believes me.
Come on, fellas.
Take me to my leader.
I don't like the look of them.
This rat smells a rat.
The limo's right this way.
Did he say limo?
Wait, I'm his translator.
You know this Gonzo, right?
- If the price is right.
- The price?
I deliver Gonzo's exclusive
live story, okay...
...if you make moi
your new anchorwoman.
We're back in 15 seconds.
- What about Shelley?
- Shelley's smelly!
- Yes, yes! Go.
- All right!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Hey, studmuffin, hold it.
I'll deal with her.
You'll deal with moi.
Look, chumpo, I'm just trying to
get a story.
How about this story?
It's about a big bad wolf
and a little pig.
No, that's three pigs, okay?
Not in this version.
Wait a minute. You're not part of
that alien-protection agency.
Who are you?
Where are you taking Gonzo?
I'm impressed.
Black belt, third degree.
Platinum belt,
with an unlimited line of credit.
I like this party.
Tough guy. Tough guy!
Come on. Show me!
Look! Cindy Crawford.
Where have you been all my life?
Is that all you got?
Is that all you got?
Not the noogie!
What the hey?
Gonzo! Gonzo! Gonzo!
There are no aliens here.
Only good, old-fashioned,
hard-working Americans.
Good grief.
Now get off my Kentucky bluegrass.
Look! It's a little green man.
Excuse me, but what are
all you people doing here?
We were drawn here by the alien.
That's all I know.
So let me get this straight now.
This government agency, C.O.V.N.E.T.,
has abducted Gonzo...
...and taken him
to its top-secret facility?
Yes, Miss Piggy.
Thank you.
You've been most helpful.
At last! A real story.
Intrigue, danger, new outfits.
And it's mine, mine, mine!
All mine!
Come on, please. You think
Ted Koppel never gets excited?
So this is the carthat
takes us to the limo, right?
Somebody should look
at those shocks.
At least they carried our stuff.
Don't hold your breath for a tip.
As ambassador of Earth...
...I welcome you.
I'm Edgar...
...but I want you to call me Ed.
That's Ed.
And it's an honor
to meet you, Mr. Gonzo.
Yeah. Me too.
Hors d'oeuvres!
...won't you sit?
Careful, careful.
You'll get gas.
So when do we begin, Ed?
I'm very excited about all this.
Me too, my friend.
Me too.
Kermie! Everybody!
Come here.
Listen, everyone, listen.
I've got great news!
Gonzo has been kidnapped
by the government...
...and it could be
a life-threatening situation!
How can that be great news?
...l've got the story!
I've got the story!
I need to change. Something that
says, "Journalistic integrity."
- I've gotta pee.
- Oh, brother!
What are we gonna do?
Okay, guys, it's up to us.
We have to save Gonzo from
a whole army of government agents.
Well, I have a joke book.
Drumsticks! Drumsticks!
I have some loose Jell-O, okay.
Okay. Well, that settles that.
In circumstances like this,
there's only one place to turn.
- What do you got, Bunsen?
- There you are.
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