interest. About the cross-dressing thing? In the past, funny. Today, disturbing. Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing... you and I have nothing to say to each other. Look, I'm trying to be nice... but I was brought in to leverage your synergy... and I am not going to let you or some wacky duck-- Daffy. Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter. Well, these matter. And this. And they say we get Daffy back. Right, boys? - We want Daffy! - Bring him back! We love Daffy! Little Damian. Hey, Granny. Hi, Tweety. How was work today? Eventful. What a nice young man. Guess who? So did you miss me? I'm glad I was fired. In a few days, they'll be kissing my befeathered rump... begging me to come back. But I won't. Did I miss the part where I invited you in? I'll be too busy accepting numerous, multiple offers. Every studio in town... Who am I kidding? My career is over. Perhaps I was being too polite. Get out! I'll starve. I'll have to eat envelope glue. Wait, a sushi bar. No! - Daffy. - Yes. Leave my father's house. Now. You live with Daddy? Yeah, so? Just, you know, kind of temporarily. I've hit rock bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father. My grease and gravy! Your dad is Damian Drake. - The super spy. - He's an actor who plays a spy. - And that? That was his I Spy Award. - Ingenious. An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor. In fact, I'll bet this whole dump is a super spy lair. Nothing is as it seems. You're probably protected by an invisible force field right this minute. The force field-penetrating apple. Just feel free to continue your delusional ranting... while I answer my... Remote? Hello? - Son? - Dad? What are you doing in the painting? I wanted to keep you out of this, but there's no one else I can trust. Can you hold on a second? Are you shooting a movie or something? A new Damian Drake movie? Cool. Come to Las Vegas. Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey. The Blue Monkey? What's a Blue Monkey? A diamond. A very special diamond. Find Dusty Tails. Dad, you need me to call the police or something? - No police. - Dad, are you all right? I'm sorry I never told you this before, but I... - Dad? - Diamond? I'm rich! - I've joined the leisure class. - I gotta go save my dad. Your dad, yeah. So count me in. A spy caper. Double agents, exploding bikinis, tigers hanging from helicopters! I'm through with show biz! From now on, I'm gonna live the adventure. - Next stop, Las Vegas. - I'll take my dad's old car. - A super spy car. Let's ride. - This isn't a spy car. Your dad is a spy. Ipso ergo, a spy car. I used to deliver pizzas in this car. Secret pizzas? A spy pie, maybe? Fine, be that way. But it's definitely a spy car! A little help here? Ducks. You know how I know it's a spy car? Because it looks absolutely nothing like a spy car. I don't think this routine is gonna work without Daffy, but... action. Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season. - Duck season. - Rabbit season. - Rabbit season. - Wait a minute. See, I told you this wasn't gonna work without-- Pain. Agony! You're fired. What? - But you-- - You got rid of our best duck. You can't fire me. My films have made $950 million! - That's not a billion. - Nope. Not a billion. Okay. All right. I think we can all agree that the decision to get rid of Daffy was a poor one. But it's time to move on. And by move on, I mean reversing course and getting Daffy back. By Monday. I will have Daffy back on Monday. That went well. Listen, doll face, if I know Daffy, he's already hit the road by now. It's good to stretch. I'm getting tired of throwing you out of the car. That's my ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Конец Вечности на английском - текст Девчата на английском - текст Терминатор на английском - текст Клуб Парадиз на английском - текст Жизнь Эмиля Золя на английском |