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with Lt Landry.
Nothing works on this damn tank!
Send up a Rich Little!
Rich Little?
All right, do Michael Jackson!
Very good. Now do James Brown.
Hot pants!
That was a joy! He did Michael
Jackson first, then James B...
So many talented people in the desert!
We got a Wylie Cooper
signing for the DYP-Gyro.
- No! I'm signing...
- It says Cooper.
It's OK. Cooper, the development
engineer, has been reassigned.
Any way you want it!
There you go, sign at the bottom.
Your keys are in the ignition.
Buzz the gate! Buzz the gate!
Shit! You probably didn't hear me.
Shit, that bazooka man has friends.
- Oh, shit!
- Stop the tank.
See that Iraqi half-track up there?
See those missiles?
You know what that means?
They gonna blast us. Gun 'em.
They missed! Holy shit! Fire!
Slap my hands like Negroes do!
- The tests are over.
- Get out of my way.
- Cooper, I want you out of here.
- OK.
I'm sorry.
Oh, pardon me!
- Tango Niner, come in!
- Captain, this is Landry.
The mosque is dead ahead.
They got our boys pinned down.
Iraqi snipers are all over the rooftops.
Wylie! Why don't we
go up to my office and talk?
Somebody forgot to tell me
the tests were today. Excuse me.
Hello, everybody.
- Did the DYP-Gyro pass the test?
- Yeah, it passed.
Before the Army breaks camp,
it had better look at these.
Maybe not these particular ones.
- Something so very bad coming!
- This shit can't get no worse, man.
Captain, we got something
so very bad coming!
The show is over. We passed the test.
Brank signed for the DYP.
Brank, you toad,
you'd sign for anything, wouldn't you?
Where are the printouts?
They've been faked.
The machines were fixed.
They recalibrated...
That's why we call it Heat and Stress.
The pressure is tremendous.
Sometimes they snap.
He's coming back.
He's about to find out
that we also have some missiles.
- We never fire missiles before.
- Shut up and let me worry.
Because I am worrying.
Ready them missiles!
There he is. Why did you let him in?
Get him out!
Don't you understand? It won't work!
If the WAM overheats,
the DYP will burn up.
- But I can fix it!
- Get him out!
Don't hurt him!
Right, four zero hundred...
Three five hundred.
Three zero hundred.
Claire, the notebook!
Look at my new equations!
If the WAM overheats, we can still...
...we can still cool the DYP off
so the missiles will fire!
Hold on, son of a bitch!
Here it goes! Fire!
Come on, you gotta work this time. Fire!
Fire!
Wylie, what are you doing?
Fire! What are you waiting for?
Fire! What's wrong in there?
Look!
- It's not working!
- No!
The WAM is overheating!
What the hell is a WAM?!
Nothing else may work on this tank,
but the DYP-Gyro's gonna work.
Fire!
The solution's right here, in the toy.
Goodbye, belly dancer!
Landry!
Yes!
- What's my name?
- Landry!
The heat exchange that powers the toy
can cool the DYP.
It may not rank up there with the
theory of relativity, but it will work.
And if you don't use it,
if you don't redesign the DYP-Gyro,
I'll blow the whistle, loudly,
until people start to listen.
I'll hound Congressmen,
I'll go to the newspapers.
- Tell 'em, Claire, you know me.
- I think this is gonna work.
He would do that,
the man definitely would do that.
Colonel, I never heard any of this before.
Saul, I did depend on you
to keep me informed.
Well, I did inform you...
Actually, as soon as Brank
admitted he'd made a mistake...
Wait, I didn't make any mistake.
I told you the DYP wouldn't work...
- You told me to recalibrate...
- Recalibrate!
Who ordered the... Did you order it?
It's out of the question.
Did someone order this?
- Here, you ordered...
- I didn't order, Mr Rupp, you can't...
- When big war come...
- We win big war!
- We lions of the desert!
- Yeah!
Guys, I don't know if y'all
get to Cleveland much but...
...if y'all ever in town, I'll take you
to all the places you probably heard of.
- Yeah?
- Definitely.
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