the last time you make me look bad in front of those kids. I make 31,000 dollars a year and I've got a home. I'm not throwing it away on you. But some day, man, when you've forgotten this place and they've forgotten you and you're wrapped up in your pathetic life, I'm going to be there. That's right. And I'm going to kick the living shit out of you, man. - Are you threatening me? - What are you going to do about it? You think anybody's going to believe you? You think anybody's going to take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here, a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it. You're a real tough guy. Come on. On your feet. Let's find out how tough you are. I want to know how tough you are. I'll give you the first punch. Right here. Just take the first shot. I'm begging you. Take a shot! Just take one shot. That's all I need, just one swing. That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd. (Creaking) A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink?" The lady says... Shit! (Vernon) Jesus Christ Almighty! (Crashing) I forgot my pencil. (Vernon) God damn it! What in God's name is going on in here? - What was that ruckus? - What ruckus? I was in my office and I heard a ruckus. - Could you describe it, sir? - Watch your tongue. Argh! (Vernon) What is this? What is that? What is that noise? (Andrew) What noise? (Claire) There wasn't any noise. (Bender screams) Was that the noise? No, it wasn't. That was not the noise I was talking about. I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will. You make book on that, missy. And you! I will not be made a fool of. - It was an accident. - You're an asshole! Sue me. So, Ahab, kybo my doobage? Yo, waistoid! You're not going to blaze up in here. (lndistinct) Shit. (# Blues music plays) (Johnson giggles) (lmitates blues-singer's accent) Chicks cannot hold their smoke. Do you know how popular I am? I'm so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school. (Johnson) Poor baby. Five. (Claire giggles) (# Rock music plays) Argh! Mr... Mr Tearney. A history of slight mental illness? - No wonder he's so fucked up. - Afternoon, Dick. - Hey, Carl. How are you? - Good. - Good. What's up? - Not much. - What are you doing? - Nothing. Just a little homework. - Homework? - Yeah. Confidential files? This is a sensitive area and certain people would be very embarrassed. I would appreciate it if this could be something that you and I could keep between us. - What will you do for me? - What would you like? - Got 50 bucks? - What? 50 bucks. No, no, man. - You got a middle name? - Yeah. Guess. Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke. Your birth date is March 1 2th. You're 5 foot, 9.5 inches. You weigh 1 30 pounds. Your social security number is 04938091 3. Wow! Are you psychic? No. Would you mind telling me how you know all this about me? - I stole your wallet. - (Johnson) Give it to me. - No. - (Johnson) Give it! - You're a thief, too. - I'm not. Multi-talented! There's only two bucks and a beaver shot. - What? - A nudie picture. It's perverted. Let's see it. - Are all these your girlfriends? - Some of them. - What about the others? - Some I consider my girlfriends. - Some I just consider. - Consider what? Whether I want to hang out with them. You don't believe in just one guy, one girl? - Do you? - Yeah. That's the way it should be. - Not for me. - Why not? - Why so much in your purse? - Why so many girlfriends? I asked you first. I don't know. I guess I never throw anything away. - Neither do I. - Oh. This is the worst fake I D I've ever seen. - You realise you made yourself 68? - (Johnson) I know. I goofed it. - (Andrew) Why do you need fake I D? - So I can ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Превращение на английском - текст Токийский хор на английском - текст Сумерки - Новолуние на английском - текст Распутник на английском - текст Человек с киноаппаратом на английском |