- Watch your tongue, young man. Watch it. What is this? - What is that? What-What... What is that noise? - What noise? Really sir, there wasn't any noise. Ow! That noise? Was that the noise you were talking about? No, it wasn't. That was not the noise I was talking about. Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will. You make book on that, missy. And you! I will not be made a fool of. It was an accident. You're an asshole. Sue me. So, Ahab, can I have all my doobage? Yo, wastoid. You're not gonna blaze up in here. Shit! Chicks cannot hold their smoke. That's what it is. Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school. Poor baby. Five. Whoo! Whoo! Ow! Mr... Oh, Mr. Tierney. A history of slight mental illness. No wonder he's so fucked up. Afternoon, Dick. Good. Hey, Carl. How you doing? Good. What's up? Not much. What's happening? What are you doing in the basement files? Oh, nothing. Nothing here. Just doing a little homework. Homework, huh? Yeah. Confidential files, huh? Look, Carl. This is a highly sensitive area, and I tell you something. Certain people would be very, very embarrassed. I would really appreciate it if-if this would be something... that you and I could... could keep between us. What are you gonna do for me, man? What would you like? Got 50 bucks? What? Fifty bucks. No, no, no, man. No, you got a middle name? Yeah, I guess. Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke. Your birthday, it's March 12. You're 5'91/2'. You weigh 130 pounds. And your social security number is... 049-38-0913. Wow. Are you a psychic? No. Would you mind telling me how you know all this about me? I stole your wallet. Give it to me. No. Give it.! This is great. You're a thief too, huh? I'm not a thief. Multitalented. What's there to steal? Two bucks and a beaver shot. A what? He's got a nudie picture in there. I saw it. It's perverted. All right. Let's see it. - Are all these your girlfriends? - Some of'em. What about the others? Well, some I consider my girlfriends, and some I just consider. Consider what? Whether or not I wanna hang out with them. You don't believe in just one guy, one girl? - Do you? - Yeah. - It's the way it should be. - Well, not for me. Why not? How come you got so much shit in your purse? - How come you have so many girlfriends? - I asked you first. I don't know. I guess I never threw anything away. - Neither do I. - Oh. This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. Do you realize you made yourself 68? I know. I know. I goofed it. What do you need a fake I.D. For? So I can vote. You wanna see what's in my bag? No. Holy shit! What is all that stuff? Do you always carry this much shit in your bag? Yeah. I always carry this much shit in my bag. You never know when you may have to jam. Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alley ways... and talk to buildings and wear men's shoes and that kind of thing? I'll do what I have to do. Why do you have to do anything? My home life... is unsatisfying. So you're saying you'd subject yourself to the violent dangers... of these Chicago streets because your home life is unsatisfying? I don't have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and go to the ocean. I can go to the country, to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa... Afghanistan. Andy, wanna get in on this? Allison here says she wants to run away... because her home life is unsatisfying. Well, everyone's home life is unsatisfying. And if it wasn't, people would live with their parents forever. Yeah, yeah, I understand, but I think hers goes beyond... what, you know, guys like you and me consider normal unsatisfying. Never mind. Forget it. Everything's cool. - What's the deal? - No. There's no deal, sporto. Forget it. Leave me alone. Wait ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Правдивая ложь на английском - текст Плутовство на английском - текст В порту на английском - текст ДМБ-002 на английском - текст Непосредственный мальчуган на английском |