respect. I never said that. She twisted my words around. - What do you use it for then? - I don't use it, period! Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological? I didn't mean it that way. You're putting words into my mouth! Just answer the question. - [ Andy ] Be honest. - [ Brian ] No big deal. Answer it. - Answer the question, Claire. - Talk to us. [ All The Guys ] Come on. Answer it. - [ Bender ] It's only one question. - No! I never did it! I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar. You are such a bitch! You did that on purpose just to fuck me over. I would do it. If you love someone, it's okay. I can't believe you. You're so weird. You don't say anything all day. Then, when you open your mouth... you unload all these tremendous lies all over me. You're just pissed off because she got you to admit to something. Fine, but that doesn't make it any less bizarre. What's bizarre? We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are better at hiding it. How are you bizarre? He can't think for himself. She's right. Know what I did to get in here? I taped Larry Lester's buns together. That was you? You know him? Yeah, I know him. Then you know how hairy he is. When they pulled the tape off... most of his hair and some skin came too. Oh, my God. And the bizarre thing is... that I did it for my old man. I tortured this poor kid... because I wanted him to think I was cool. He was always going off about... you know, when he was in school... all the wild things he used to do. I got the feeling he was disappointed... that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the locker room... and I'm taping up my knee... and Larry's undressing... a couple of lockers down from me. And he's kind of-- He's kind of skinny, weak. I started thinking about my father... and his attitude about weakness. The next thing I knew... I jumped on top of him and started wailing on him. My friends just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards... when I was sitting in Vernon's office... all I could think about... was Larry's father... and Larry having to go home... and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation... the fucking humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. How do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I fucking hate him. He's like this-- He's like this mindless machine I can't relate to anymore. "Andrew! You've got to be number one! I won't tolerate any losers in this family. Your intensity is for shit! Win! Win! Win!" You son of a bitch. You know, sometimes, I wish my knee would give. Then I wouldn't be able to wrestle anymore. Then he could forget all about me. I think your old man and mine should get together and go bowling. Like with my grades... like when l-- when l-- like when I step outside of myself, you know? And I see me... I don't like what I see. I really don't. What's wrong with you? Why don't you like yourself? Sounds stupid, but... because I'm failing shop. We had this assignment, you know... to make this ceramic elephant. And, um... we're supposed to-- It was like a lamp. When you pull the trunk, the light goes on. My light didn't go on. I got an "F" on it. I've never got an "F" in my life. When I signed up for the course... I thought I was playing it smart. I thought, "I'll take shop. lt'll be such an easy way... to maintain my grade point average." Why'd you think it'd be easy? Have you seen some of the dopes that take shop? I take shop. You must be a fucking idiot. Because I can't make a lamp? No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp. - What do you know about trigonometry? - I could care less about it. Without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering. - Without lamps, there'd be no light. - So neither of you is better-- I can write with my toes. I can also ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Коллекционер на английском - текст Зима приносит смерть на английском - текст Зейрам на английском - текст Конан-варвар на английском - текст Жизнь и работа Ясудзиро Одзу на английском |