name. - It's a fat girl's name. Thank you. I'm not fat. Not now, but I can see you pushing maximum density. I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. Those born to be fat and those that were once thin but became fat. When you look at them, you can see that thin person inside. You're going to get married, squeeze out a few puppies and then... Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. I'm not that pristine. Are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let's end the suspense. (lmpersonates Billy ldol) Will it be a white wedding? - Why don't you just shut up? - Have you kissed a boy on the mouth? Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off, hoping to God your parents don't walk in? Do you want me to puke? Over the panties... ...no bra... ...blouse unbuttoned, Calvins in a ball on the front seat, past 1 1 :00 on a school night? (Andrew) Leave her alone. I said leave her alone. - You gonna make me? - Yeah. You and how many of your friends? Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor. Any time you're ready, pal. I don't want to get into this with you, man. Why not? Because I'd kill you. It's real simple. I'd kill you, your parents would sue me and it would be a big mess. I don't care enough about you to bother. Chicken shit. Let's end this right now. You don't talk to her, you don't look at her and you don't even think about her. You understand me? I'm trying to help her. (Music plays from a radio) Brian, how are you doing? Your dad works here? - Carl, can I ask you a question? - (Carl) Sure. - How does one become a janitor? - You want to be a janitor? No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew is interested in a career in the custodial arts. Oh, really? You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant, a peon. Maybe so. But following a broom around after shitheads like you, I've learnt a couple of things. I look through your letters, I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations. I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast. Shit! (Whistling to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March") (Door opens) (Bender continues whistling) All right, girls. 30 minutes for lunch. - Here? - (Vernon) Here. I think the cafeteria would be more suitable. - I don't care what you think, Andrew. - (Bender) Dick? Excuse me. Rich, will milk be made available to us? - We're extremely thirsty, sir. - I dehydrate badly. I've seen her dehydrate, sir. It's gross. - Relax. I'll get it. - (Vernon) Ah, ah, ah! Grab some wood there, bub! Do you think I was born yesterday? You think I'm having you roaming these halls? You. And you. Hey! What's her name? Wake her up! On your feet, missy. Let's go. This is no rest home. There's a drinks machine in the teachers' lounge. Let's go. So, what's your poison? What do you drink? OK, forget I asked. Vodka. Vodka? When do you drink vodka? Whenever. - A lot? - Tons. Is that why you're here today? Why are you here? Why are you here? I'm here today because... ...my coach and my father don't want me to blow my ride. I get treated differently because Coach thinks I'm a winner. So does my old man. I'm not a winner because I want to be. I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed. Like a race horse. That's how involved I am in what's happening to me. Yeah? That's very interesting. Now why don't you tell me why you're really in here? Forget it! Claire, want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? - It's pretty tasty. - No, thank you. (Bender) How do you think he rides a bike? - You'd consider dating a guy like this? - Leave me alone. If he had a great personality and a cool car... Although you'd have to ride in the back seat because of his nuts. - You know what I ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Самая обаятельная и привлекательная на английском - текст Синее небо на английском - текст Миссис Минивер на английском - текст Ключ на английском - текст Рэд на английском |