don't you shut up?
- There's four other people here.
- god, you can count.
I knew you had to be smart
to be a wrestler.
- Who are you to judge anybody?
- Really.
Bender, you don't even count.
If you disappeared forever,
it wouldn't make any difference.
You may as well
not even exist at this school.
Well, I'll run right out and
join the wrestling team.
Maybe the prep club, too,
student council.
- Nah, they wouldn't take you.
- I'm hurt.
- You know why you knock everything?
- This should be stunning.
- Because you're afraid.
- Oh, god, you richies are so smart.
That's exactly why I'm not heavy
into activities.
- You're a big coward.
- I'm in the math club.
You're afraid you don't belong,
so you just dump all over it.
It wouldn't have
anything to do with...
you activities people
being assholes, would it?
You wouldn't know.
You don't know any of us.
Well, I don't know
any lepers either...
but I'm not joining
their fucking clubs.
- Watch the mouth.
- I'm in the physics club too.
Excuse me a sec.
What are you babbling about?
What I said was that...
I'm in the math club, the Latin club
and the physics club. Physics club.
Hey. Cherry.
- Do you belong to the physics club?
- That's an academic club.
So?
So academic clubs aren't
the same as other kinds of clubs.
Ah, but to dorks
like him, they are.
What do you guys do in your club?
In physics, well, we talk about
physics, uh, properties of physics.
So it's sort of social.
Demented and sad,
but social, right?
I guess you could consider it
a social situation.
Um, there are
other children in my club.
And, uh, at the end of the year,
we have, um...
- a big banquet at the Hilton.
- You load up. You party.
No. We get dressed up,
but we don't get high.
Only burners like you get high.
I didn't have shoes,
so I had to borrow my dad's.
My mom doesn't like me to wear
other people's shoes.
My cousin Kendall
from lndiana got high once.
He started eating, like,
really weird foods...
and then he felt
like he didn't belong anywhere.
Kind of "Twilight Zone," kinda.
Sounds like you.
You guys keep talking
and Vernon's gonna come in here.
I got a meet Saturday, and I'm not
missing it because of you boneheads.
Oh, wouldn't that be a bite, huh?
Missing a whole wrestling meet?
You wouldn't know about it, faggot.
You never competed
in your life.
Oh, I know.
I feel all empty inside.
I have such a deep admiration for guys
who roll around with other guys.
You'd never miss it.
You don't have any goals.
- But I do.
- Yeah?
I want to be just like you.
I figure all I need's
a lobotomy and some tights.
You wear tights?
No, I don't wear tights.
I wear the required uniform.
Tights.
Shut up.
Ooh.
There's not supposed to
be any monkey business.
Young man, have you
finished your paper?
Bender, don't screw around.
- What are you gonna do?
- Drop dead, I hope.
All right!
Bender, that's school property.
It doesn't belong to us.
It's not to be toyed with.
- Very funny. Fix it.
- You should fix that.
- Am I a genius?
- No, you're an asshole.
- Funny guy. Everyone, just shh.
- Fix the door, Bender!
- I know what I'm doing.
- Fix the door!
Shut up!
[ Vernon ] goddamn it!
Why is that door closed?
Why is that door closed!
How are we supposed to know?
We can't move, right?
Why?
We're just sitting here,
like we're supposed to.
Who closed that door?
- I think a screw fell out of it.
- It just closed, sir.
- Who!
- Aah!
- She doesn't talk, sir.
- Eek!
- give me that screw.
- I don't have it.
You want me
to shake it out of you?
I don't have it.
Screws fall out all the time.
- The world's an imperfect place.
- give it to me, Bender.
- Sir, why would anybody steal a screw?
- Watch it, young lady.
The door's way too heavy, sir.
Damn it!
Andrew Clark, get up here.
Front and center.
Let's go.
- How come Andrew gets to get up?
- [ Vernon ] That's right.
If he gets up, we'll all get up.